Old 06-27-2006, 12:29 PM   #1
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There have been some real gems over the years, but many are lost. I suggest a RA forum quote page so thet the good ones can be kept for our amusement. That means no comments or other bullshit that will just fill up the page. [Mods please remove anything other than quotes]. (oh, and no quoting yourself!)

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Old 06-27-2006, 12:30 PM   #2
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I've had my patience with you wear thinner than Paris Hilton's bedsheets.
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You're a pompous, self-centered asshole who's daddy would've done better to beat off on the sidewalk and let the sun hatch it.

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Old 06-27-2006, 01:26 PM   #3
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I would have educated you on such matters had you had some respect for your own ignorance, but you are one of those children who was left behind and your ability to learn is like an otters ability to turn base metals into gold.
I still laugh at that one daily. Alchemotters.

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Old 06-27-2006, 03:31 PM   #4
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The evidence for Creation is the absurdity of the contrary. If dinos lived with man then the geologic column cannot be trusted. If the geologic column cannot be trusted then evolution cannot be trusted.

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Old 06-28-2006, 12:55 PM   #5
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We should take the noble path of logic and reason, but as evolved apes we sometimes like to throw shit around and frantically masturbate instead.

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Old 06-28-2006, 05:21 PM   #6
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Jiminy's quote is like the Chewbacca defense. I suggest any future circular references are hereinafter referred to as a turdology; a verbal rimjob. In this case, you could go as far as to suggest Jiminy is, "tossing Darwin's salad".

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Old 06-28-2006, 05:45 PM   #7
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Come to Jesus He will set you free and cleanse your mouth and your mind of it's filth.

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Old 06-28-2006, 06:10 PM   #8
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Furthermore, your analysis of my “useless foul words” is as wrong as it is shit. Jesus will clean my mouth? Will he also prevent gum disease?
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Old 06-29-2006, 11:07 AM   #9
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Old 06-29-2006, 01:44 PM   #10
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Is there a more evil book than the Bible and a bigger fool than the Jesus who died to save people from his own wrath??

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Old 06-29-2006, 01:45 PM   #11
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Take that argument to a court of law. You will get burned immediately. That is not proof for Evolution. You can't prove that that fossil had kids. Muchless different kids!

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Old 06-29-2006, 01:47 PM   #12
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The development of a baby has a "machinery" to direct the energy from food. A bull in a china shop would create disorder, but if you tied that bull to a generator, it would be directed into useful work.

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Old 06-29-2006, 01:47 PM   #13
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God is dead, but a lot of people who apparently bumped their heads haven't buried the corpse yet. It's starting to smell like Courtney Love's snatch during menses.

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If you break the law and convicted you are punished even in the natural world right? However because of Christ there is forgiveness while we are still on earth. He will forgive our sins, our past, our behaviors and characteristics, our flaws and will direct our path. If we are willing, he is willing. If we allow, he will reshape, reform, remold us into our true selves away from all the garbage we have been fead while growing up on earth. And best of all he does most of the work for us, all we have to do is sincerely accept in our hearts that he does exist and confess with our mouth.

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