Barbed Wire Fences

[Kate]

With the increase in the screeching vitriol being spewed by the pedo-cow, Lily, it seems that it is time for another poll to gauge whether it is indeed time to confine this lunatic to her own pasture, in the manner that the other crazies (jerry, ricky, jobee, etc...) have been. She can post whatever she wishes, but it will be in one easily avoided meadow, thereby limiting the pollution in otherwise engaging and interesting threads. Those who really like to toss cow patties can go there to engage in their kinky fetishes.

Mods, this is to be a Troll Free Thread, especially for cows. Any cow droppings and responses are to be deleted/removed to whatever thread you please.

[Smellyoldgit]

Electric is much better than barbed.

[Kate]

Barbed will leave a mark.

[Smellyoldgit]

Voltage can be increased considerably.

[Kate]

Not if christian militia terrorists sever the power supply.

[Smellyoldgit]

Standby generators, batteries and razor wire back-up

[Kate]

Back-up with night vision goggles and high-powered rifles.

[Sternwallow]

Kate wrote

With the increase in the screeching vitriol being spewed by the pedo-cow, Lily, it seems that it is time for another poll to gauge whether it is indeed time to confine this lunatic to her own pasture, in the manner that the other crazies (jerry, ricky, jobee, etc...) have been. She can post whatever she wishes, but it will be in one easily avoided meadow, thereby limiting the pollution in otherwise engaging and interesting threads. Those who really like to toss cow patties can go there to engage in their kinky fetishes.

Mods, this is to be a Troll Free Thread, especially for cows. Any cow droppings and responses are to be deleted/removed to whatever thread you please.

She already has her almost exclusive thread called quotes of self-ignorant idiots. How about confining her there then there would be no need to duplicate her posts into that loony bin and no effort needed on our part. As Kate says, the milk production aka the vitriol flow rate has been pretty constant from this heifer for some time so almost all of her posts are candidates for infantile nutbar alley.

In short, I vote for diseased bovine quarantine and containment.

[Sternwallow]

Smellyoldgit wrote

Electric is much better than barbed.

In addition to containment, electric fence can fry a steak on the fly for those times out on the range when you have a sudden hankering for some well-done meat. If you aim the running cow just right, the fence will even slice off a slab for you as the critter trots by. Some adjustment of the voltage is necessary for this to work well.

[Kate]

Ooo, good point!

[Sternwallow]

Kate wrote

Back-up with night vision goggles and high-powered rifles.

A song from the 40's, "She was only a Rancher's Daughter but All the Horse Manure"

[Kate]

Shit! I loved that tune!

[Captain Relativity]

Kate wrote

Back-up with night vision goggles and high-powered rifles.

Sorry, that won't do. According to the gunophobes (and I'm not naming names here [but we all know who they are]), guns are always 'bad' and should never be used under any circumstances for any purpose whatsoever, even in defense against the rampaging, fence bustin', catholic cownt.

How about night vision goggles and high-powered pepper spray? This might mollify the 'a gun is a substitute for a dick' crowd. Or maybe goggles and a really loud rape whistle. Just as long as there's no gun powder involved.

[Kate]

I do like me some pepper steak....

[Kate]