Hypochrists

[Philboid Studge]

How to keep track of all the Christ-loving, hooker-visiting, family valuing, diaper-wearing Jeetards running the country?

One of the small ironies in Vitter's exposure is that he came to Congress in 2000 after Speaker-to-be Bob Livingston abruptly quit the House over a sex scandal. Livingston was replacing Newt Gingrich, who had resigned in the midst of prosecuting Clinton for having an affair with a young staffer while himself having an affair with a young staffer. Vitter prospered by pushing issues such as abstinence and traditional marriage. He won a Senate seat in 2004.

(Bloomberg)

Re Newtie: Here's a guy who cherishes the sacredness of marriage so much he's done the deed three times (so far).

The dude was having an affair while Speaker of the House -- the same time the House investigated and then impeached Clinton for using Monica Lewinsky as a humidor. That's a hypochrist!

Ted Haggard, Jim Bakker ("the greatest scab and cancer on the face of Christianity in 2,000 years of church history", said dead fat guy, Jerry Falwell), Tom DeLay . . . and so forth.

Who else is a hypochrist?

[Gnosital]

Does it have to be a famous hypochrist?

[Philboid Studge]

Personal anecdotes are acceptable. After all, Jeebus was all about slumming with the locals, wudn't He?

[Professor Chaos]

Too obvious?

[Kate]

Gnosital wrote

Does it have to be a famous hypochrist?

For example, I personally know a "good xian" who refers to people of our intellectual bent as "fucking moron atheists". Yet he eats the jeebus cracker and puts $60 in the plate every sunday, while frequently indulging in his penchant for live interactive internet porn and blowjobs from prostitutes.

I'm sure I'll get a wicked virtual tongue lashing now from our resident moral compass for being so mean and judgmental.

I judge that as not being mean enough! [i[I know who you're talking about....hee hee hee....[i]

[Philboid Studge]

Professor Chaos wrote

Too obvious?

Not at all! That chugger wasn't such a Christ Puncher (was he?), but he did get his first lesson in kid-touching from a clergyman.

[Professor Chaos]

Philboid Studge wrote

Not at all! That chugger wasn't such a Christ Puncher (was he?), but he did get his first lesson in kid-touching from a clergyman.

No, not a real extreme Christ pounder. But he was a practicing Catholic, and apparently was getting plenty of practice.

[calpurnpiso]

Philboid Studge wrote

How to keep track of all the Christ-loving, hooker-visiting, family valuing, diaper-wearing Jeetards running the country?

(Bloomberg)

Re Newtie: Here's a guy who cherishes the sacredness of marriage so much he's done the deed three times (so far).

The dude was having an affair while Speaker of the House -- the same time the House investigated and then impeached Clinton for using Monica Lewinsky as a humidor. That's a hypochrist!

Ted Haggard, Jim Bakker ("the greatest scab and cancer on the face of Christianity in 2,000 years of church history", said dead fat guy, Jerry Falwell), Tom DeLay . . . and so forth.

Who else is a hypochrist?

Well said, but we must not forget that Hypocrisy is the #1 virtue of this delusion inducing disorder followed by Perverse deceit, devious immorality, perfidious intolerance and malevolent contradictions. :)

[Philboid Studge]

calpurnpiso wrote

Well said, but we must not forget that Hypocrisy is the #1 virtue of this delusion inducing disorder followed by Perverse deceit, devious immorality, perfidious intolerance and malevolent contradictions. :)

I'll try not to forget all that. But can we come up with a pithy acronym or something ?

[Eva]

Gnosital wrote

Does it have to be a famous hypochrist?

For example, I personally know a "good xian" who refers to people of our intellectual bent as "fucking moron atheists". Yet he eats the jeebus cracker and puts $60 in the plate every sunday, while frequently indulging in his penchant for live interactive internet porn and blowjobs from prostitutes.

I'm sure I'll get a wicked virtual tongue lashing now from our resident moral compass for being so mean and judgmental.

:o

mr. batali????

:o

[Gnosital]

Kate wrote

I judge that as not being mean enough! [i[I know who you're talking about....hee hee hee....[i]

http://www.plasterblaster.com/images/FatBoyLaunch.jpg

Yep.

[Gnosital]

Eva wrote

:o

mr. batali????

:o

Who?

[Eva]

the church-goer you are talking about on post #2.....you know, mario batali? the guy that cooks over at the food channel? you know........

[Choobus]

Philboid Studge wrote

Who else is a hypochrist?

a tiny dribble in an ocean of bukkake









If you use lilylogic this proves beyond all reasonable doubt that cathlikcs are murderers and/or child molestors and the church of christ advocates homosexual cannibalism. .

Kate wrote

I judge that as not being mean enough! [i[I know who you're talking about....hee hee hee....[i]

http://www.plasterblaster.com/images/FatBoyLaunch.jpg

What a coincidence. Model rocketry was a hobby of mine and I owned the Fat Boy rocket. I don't remember what happened to it.