Old 06-08-2011, 03:56 PM   #8356
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epic.

One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
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Old 06-08-2011, 05:18 PM   #8357
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Grand!

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Old 06-09-2011, 05:21 AM   #8358
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phil who?

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Old 06-09-2011, 05:22 AM   #8359
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One of the better smackdowns ever delivered on this forum. Cheers.

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Old 06-09-2011, 06:00 AM   #8360
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Oh Fuck!
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When Mark Wilkinson took ownership of a cabin cruiser called Titanic II, perhaps he should have realised the omens were not good ......

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Old 06-09-2011, 06:36 AM   #8361
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Lol. A £1000 boat, with some dodgy DIY repairs called Titanic II. Would have been better off with a piece of polystyrene or an old bathtub, there's plenty in the river Cole in brum, he could of saved himself a grand.
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Old 06-10-2011, 03:03 AM   #8362
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If jayzus had shown up in Leicester during last month's crapture, the council just wasn't prepared!

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Ok, so Leicester has a considerable jizzlammer population, but you think the fuckers would be ready to look after the eventualities of our beloved state religion.

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Old 06-15-2011, 10:02 AM   #8363
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I miss Studge.

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Old 06-15-2011, 02:27 PM   #8364
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Watching the lunar eclipse while lying on the warm concrete with a couple of acolytes and a bunch of ants:
Acolyte 1: "So, do you know what causes that?" pointing at the proceeding eclipse.
Acolyte 2: "We think it's a planet doing it."
Me: "Well it is, it's earth."
Acolyte 1: "No, we're on earth."
Me: "Yes, planet earth. It's earth's shadow on the moon now."
Acolyte 2: "So then what makes the moon shine?"
Me: "The sun."
Acolyte 2: "Oh no! Hey, so should we be looking at this without special glasses?!" pulling his cap down farther over his eyes.
Me: "We're fine."
Acolyte 1: "So, earth is the planet making the shadow. I never thought of it that way. Thanks!! You're so smart!!"


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Old 06-15-2011, 02:52 PM   #8365
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these things are sent to try us

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Old 06-15-2011, 03:04 PM   #8366
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Indeed.
Cloud.
Thick cloud.
No moon.

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Old 06-16-2011, 05:05 AM   #8367
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With their outrageous wages, football players have been taking the piss for years.
Now it's official.

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Old 06-16-2011, 05:31 AM   #8368
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"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
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Old 06-16-2011, 06:48 AM   #8369
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Don't be sad, Prof. There's a little Phil in all of us!

Eva : Play your cards right and there can be a little Phil in you too!

Now I go to KY (the state, not the jelly) but I'll share pictures of my colonoscopy next week.

Love,
Phil.

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Old 06-16-2011, 07:06 AM   #8370
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Studge - you old (but not as old as me) fucker!
I ass-ume yours won't be as bad as this wanker's!


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