03-05-2006, 07:43 AM
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Quote:
Philboid Studge wrote
6) Stephen Hawking vs. Star Jones, to settle it once and for all: do the laws of physics apply in a black hole?
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:lol::lol::lol:
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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03-05-2006, 01:53 PM
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#1592
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5) The Dalai Lama versus the Pope. In a tables-ladders-chairs match. Or in the UFC octagon.
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03-05-2006, 02:15 PM
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#1593
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Quote:
brad89 wrote
5) The Dalai Lama versus the Pope. In a tables-ladders-chairs match. Or in the UFC octagon.
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The pope uses the old "The First Shall be Last and the Last Shall be First" ploy and throws the fight thinking that gives him the win. The Dalai Lama, meanwhile, advances to the pedestal to receive the Laurels of victory won through superior karma.
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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03-06-2006, 08:10 AM
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#1594
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I Live Here
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4) Yahweh vs Jesus - "Dad, let me borrow the fucking car or I'll fill this place full of holes!"
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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03-06-2006, 08:12 AM
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#1595
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Organ Donator
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Quote:
Tenspace wrote
4) Yahweh vs Jesus - "Dad, let me borrow the fucking car or I'll fill this place full of holes!"
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"Like the holes in your hands and feet, girly man? I think I named the wrong one 'Mary.'"
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La propriété, c'est le vol ...
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03-06-2006, 08:27 AM
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#1596
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Quote:
Philboid Studge wrote
Quote:
Tenspace wrote
4) Yahweh vs Jesus - "Dad, let me borrow the fucking car or I'll fill this place full of holes!"
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"Like the holes in your hands and feet, girly man? I think I named the wrong one 'Mary.'"
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:lol::lol:
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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03-06-2006, 09:56 AM
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3) FSM versus the Invisible Pink Unicorn. Let's settle this once and for all. Noodly appendage versus holy hooves.
The FSM, of course, isn't fictional, but I vote we try it anyway.
"You care for nothing but shooting, dogs and rat-catching, and will be a disgrace to yourself and all your family"
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03-06-2006, 01:42 PM
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2) Ron Jeremy vs Carico [for obvious reasons]
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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03-06-2006, 02:41 PM
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And the Number One pay-per-view anything goes fight to the death between fictional deities-- or characters (or real life theists)
1) Richard Dawkins vs Michael Behe - I go with Dawkins in the first round.
Top Ten Reasons Sitting in Traffic is better than Sitting in Church
10) You control the music.
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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03-06-2006, 03:05 PM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
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9) You can give the eeeevil eye to the xians that are flipping off you and your Darwin bumper stickers
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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03-06-2006, 04:07 PM
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#1601
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8) You can fart without saying 'oops'
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03-06-2006, 04:53 PM
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#1602
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I Live Here
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7) you can masturbate as much as you like
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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03-06-2006, 05:03 PM
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6) You can mentally undress that miniskirted high-heeled miss walking across the street with no guilt. Until your woman slaps you, anyway.
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03-06-2006, 05:32 PM
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#1604
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1) Road Head
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03-06-2006, 06:18 PM
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#1605
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I Live Here
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isn't that (5), or are pages going missing again?
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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