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Speaking of Xians, has everyone seen the name of the "Newest Registered User?"
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11-30-2006, 07:28 PM
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11-30-2006, 07:34 PM
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My Dad (born again) whipped out the ol' I never would have made with out the lord " shit.
He wasn't afflicted with cancer, mute , deaf , blind he just got divorced from my mom and was fucking collage girls and drinking a lot. I will never understand why he thinks he needed some help. Skink Lives |
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11-30-2006, 07:37 PM
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11-30-2006, 07:48 PM
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Here is how my news went.
Me: I am and atheist. Mom: Why are you an atheist? *looks at me like I'm crazy* Me: Cause religion is just too irrational. Mom: So now you think you know everything just because you read Darwin? Me: :wall: |
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11-30-2006, 08:01 PM
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You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips. ~ Philiboid Studge |
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11-30-2006, 08:03 PM
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We are about due for a new assclown
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11-30-2006, 08:05 PM
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I couldn't pick a single worst patronizing statement.
On another note, I will say that it's kinda funny to me how members of my family have tried to test my position. They're all gung-ho and enthusiastic about it--having learned a new irrefutable argument proving God's existence in Sunday School last week--and when I demolish it in a few short and simple words, they quickly change the subject. |
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12-01-2006, 07:30 AM
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The most mindboggling response I got was from by dad.
Dad: "no your not" Me: "umm yes I am" Dad: "no your not" Me: "I'm so not having this conversation >.< The following christmas he sent me a bible, with my name spelled wrong on the front. :P go dad |
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12-01-2006, 07:37 AM
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12-01-2006, 07:46 AM
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I've heard most of what people have posted, from atheism being a "phase" I'm in to blaming my atheism on philosophy (even though i was an atheist before I went to college). My absolute favorite though is from christmas my soph year in college:
Mom: When I'm up in heaven, and I look down into hell and see you burning for all eternity, that will make me sad. Rhino: Uhm, if you're able to be sad, would it actually be heaven? I mean, if you can get sad, could you get bored? Imagine living for eternity with nothing to do. Mom: If you can't take anything seriously we just won't talk about it. :lol: Wait just a minute-You expect me to believe-That all this misbehaving-Grew from one enchanted tree? And helpless to fight it-We should all be satisfied-With this magical explanation-For why the living die-And why it's hard to be a decent human being - David Bazan |
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12-01-2006, 08:04 AM
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My favorite is when folks tell me, "Something must have happened that made you become disillusioned with the church...or disappointed with God." I generally tell them, "No, I studied a lot of history, read the founding documents, traced their origins, and concluded that it's all a huge hoax." Then I write them out a list of books to read, which I'm just SURE they run out and buy, right?
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12-01-2006, 09:54 AM
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I told my mom I'm an atheist and she said, "oh John, no you're not".
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