06-12-2013, 07:13 AM
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2 fatal analogies to trinitarians & J.ws etc.
1. IF 100% Natural Orange Juice is tampered with or manipulated or chemicals added, then it isn't the Original but a corrupted form!
Same goes for the Non-Original trinitarian Story book jebus!
IF Story book jebus is 100% a human, then there is NO room left for a god!
2. The former Bishop of Woolwich, Dr. Robinson, in his book, "Honest to God," in a passage where he was explaining how most claiming to be xtians view jebus:
"Jesus was not a man born and bred, he was God for a limited period taking part in a charade. He looked like a man, but underneath he was God dressed up - like Father Christmas."
Many church people find the bishop's reference to Father Christmas offensive. Yet apart from that, they agree that this is a fair statement of church teaching. If jebus was really a god, or even a mighty angel who once lived in heaven, then it was never a real man, but a Divine Person dressed up in human flesh.
Hence Johnny Come Lately trinitarians swallow corrupted Orange Juice and believe in Father Xmas!
J.w's just believe in Father Xmas!
trinitarians & J.ws & those like them remain in tatters at my feet!
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06-12-2013, 07:25 AM
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For a user named "Composer," I would have thought there would have been some ability to compose a paragraph or even a sentence.
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06-12-2013, 07:43 AM
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Quote:
Davin wrote
For a user named "Composer," I would have thought there would have been some ability to compose a paragraph or even a sentence.
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By all means rewrite it as you would like!
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06-12-2013, 09:11 AM
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By all means rewrite it as you would like!
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I would first have to know what that mess is supposed to mean before I attempt to rewrite it.
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.
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06-12-2013, 04:43 PM
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'mess'? - Jeez you're generous!
Stop the Holy See men!
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06-12-2013, 07:40 PM
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Quote:
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I would first have to know what that mess is supposed to mean before I attempt to rewrite it.
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Let's step you through it!
1. IF 100% Natural Orange Juice is tampered with or manipulated or chemicals added, then it isn't the Original but a corrupted form!
What is allegedly messy about that?
Your mentor, moi!
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06-13-2013, 09:13 AM
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Quote:
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Let's step you through it!
1. IF 100% Natural Orange Juice is tampered with or manipulated or chemicals added, then it isn't the Original but a corrupted form!
What is allegedly messy about that?
Your mentor, moi!
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Well, to start with, "1. IF 100% Natural Orange Juice" implies that it's a title or name since all the first letters are capitalized. Then the supposition that orange juice (presuming that one obtained the juice through manipulating oranges... by squeezing them), means that no orange juice is uncorrupted. But then you go and capitalize the 'O' in "original" implying that it too is a name or a title and not the term "original."
Before trying the condescension trick, you need to master the language you're speaking/writing in or at least speak/write it better than the people you're pretending to be superior to.
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.
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06-13-2013, 09:31 AM
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I wonder if our ol' friend Jerry bought 50% Natural Orange?
Stop the Holy See men!
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06-13-2013, 09:54 AM
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There's a 50% chance that he did.
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06-13-2013, 01:02 PM
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Just guessing here, but it's a fair bet any orange juice in the supermarket bears little resemblance to any that could be described as original or natural. Rootstocks anyone? If that's a fact, then baby jebus was tampered with long before he was ever drunk.
thank goodness he's on our side
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06-13-2013, 01:25 PM
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Is 80% an automatic Natural Fail?
Stop the Holy See men!
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06-13-2013, 01:44 PM
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thank goodness he's on our side
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06-13-2013, 01:53 PM
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Stop the Holy See men!
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06-18-2013, 08:15 PM
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Quote:
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Well, to start with, "1. IF 100% Natural Orange Juice" implies that it's a title or name since all the first letters are capitalized. Then the supposition that orange juice (presuming that one obtained the juice through manipulating oranges... by squeezing them), means that no orange juice is uncorrupted. But then you go and capitalize the 'O' in "original" implying that it too is a name or a title and not the term "original."
Before trying the condescension trick, you need to master the language you're speaking/writing in or at least speak/write it better than the people you're pretending to be superior to.
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Your Posts unambiguously demonstrate you are indeed far inferior to moi!
Your vindicated superior & mentor, moi!
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06-19-2013, 07:07 AM
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Your Posts unambiguously demonstrate you are indeed far inferior to moi!
Your vindicated superior & mentor, moi!
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OK...
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.
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