Belief in Christ is evidence based

[Andrew66]

hertz vanrental wrote

A story which is too complicated for you to follow.

It's also Teddy BEAR'S Picnic, not Teddy BEAR Picnic. It's a possessive noun and therefore Bear must have an apostrophe. However, I wouldn't expect a dumb-ass christard such as yourself to understand such complexities.

Oh, and stop doing the weird shit.

Band?

[dogpet]

Alice Band?

[SEG]

hertz vanrental wrote

Your belly hertz? (pause for effect).

I can help, (small pause for small effect), I'm a doctor (da, da, Dahhhhh)

Das ist gut, ja?

Gesundheit herr doktor! Das ist sehr gut!

[SEG]

dogpet wrote

Alice Band?

Fuck, Alice doesn't need make up now!

[hertz vanrental]

SEG wrote

Gesundheit herr doktor! Das ist sehr gut!

Danke schoen.

[SEG]

What is the weird shit that Androol gets up to? He seems to have lost it.

[hertz vanrental]

SEG wrote

What is the weird shit that Androol gets up to? He seems to have lost it.

Lost what? His mind or his shit?

I once heard a joke: Finally, when I got all my shit together, I forgot where I put it.

Notice the cool way I linked to the joke?

I digress. Tusk, tusk.

Android gets up to the weird shit that dare not speak it's name. He needs 'BANNEDING'.

[hertz vanrental]

SEG wrote

Gesundheit herr doktor! Das ist sehr gut!

What "goes on tight", may I ask?

[Sinfidel]

SEG wrote

Fuck, Alice doesn't need make up now!

Did he catch something from Keith Richards?

[SEG]

hertz vanrental wrote

Lost what? His mind or his shit?

I once heard a joke: Finally, when I got all my shit together, I forgot where I put it.

Notice the cool way I linked to the joke?

I digress. Tusk, tusk.

Android gets up to the weird shit that dare not speak it's name. He needs 'BANNEDING'.

Yes I agree, he needs a banana bandana as well. I see his mindless shit is weird as fuck. How come you've got two tusks? Fuck, this shit is catching!

[SEG]

Sinfidel wrote

Did he catch something from Keith Richards?

Lol, yeah, maybe! Did you know that he was mates with Groucho Marx? Alice and Groucho were both insomniacs and they used to watch Groucho's old movies together.

[hertz vanrental]

SEG wrote

Yes I agree, he needs a banana bandana as well. I see his mindless shit is weird as fuck. How come you've got two tusks? Fuck, this shit is catching!

I've got two Tusk CDs. No, really. How did you know?

I bought one and the other was a pressie. Jeez, ain't I the lucky one?

Tusk is a euphemism for penis - no, really. The song is really about sex.

When Stevie Nicks found out that the album was going to be called Tusk, she objected. Mick Fleetwood, however, over-ruled her.

You are right, this shit is catching but I very much welcome seeing how you are going to develop this theme. Rather you than me.

[dogpet]

SEG wrote

Lol, yeah, maybe! Did you know that he was mates with Groucho Marx? Alice and Groucho were both insomniacs and they used to watch Groucho's old movies together.

From Alice BAND interview: Does he believe the Bible is the literal word of God? “Yes, true each word”. Does he believe the Old Testament? “I believe the Old Testament explicitly.” So he doesn't believe in evolution? “I believe there's evolution inside the species.” And does he think that the world was created in seven days? “Oh yes.”

[SEG]

Oooohh Noooo! Not Alice? I shoulda worked it out from that big fat cross around his neck.

[hertz vanrental]

dogpet wrote

From Alice BAND interview: Does he believe the Bible is the literal word of God? “Yes, true each word”. Does he believe the Old Testament? “I believe the Old Testament explicitly.” So he doesn't believe in evolution? “I believe there's evolution inside the species.” And does he think that the world was created in seven days? “Oh yes.”

I thought Alice was a disease.

Didn't Christopher Robin go down with it?