01-06-2018, 01:51 PM
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#496
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Join Date: Feb 2011
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hertz vanrental wrote
A story which is too complicated for you to follow.
It's also Teddy BEAR'S Picnic, not Teddy BEAR Picnic. It's a possessive noun and therefore Bear must have an apostrophe. However, I wouldn't expect a dumb-ass christard such as yourself to understand such complexities.
Oh, and stop doing the weird shit.
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Band?
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01-06-2018, 02:23 PM
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#497
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: The Mongrel Nation
Posts: 4,839
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Alice Band?
thank goodness he's on our side
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01-06-2018, 11:19 PM
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#498
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Junior Member
Join Date: Dec 2017
Location: Sydney Australia
Posts: 41
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Quote:
hertz vanrental wrote
Your belly hertz? (pause for effect).
I can help, (small pause for small effect), I'm a doctor (da, da, Dahhhhh)
Das ist gut, ja?
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Gesundheit herr doktor! Das ist sehr gut!
'Orta Recens Quam Pura Nites'.
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01-06-2018, 11:20 PM
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#499
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Junior Member
Join Date: Dec 2017
Location: Sydney Australia
Posts: 41
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dogpet wrote
Alice Band?
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Fuck, Alice doesn't need make up now!
'Orta Recens Quam Pura Nites'.
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01-07-2018, 02:21 AM
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#500
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Sep 2017
Posts: 1,734
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Quote:
SEG wrote
Gesundheit herr doktor! Das ist sehr gut!
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Danke schoen.
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01-07-2018, 05:13 AM
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#501
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Junior Member
Join Date: Dec 2017
Location: Sydney Australia
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What is the weird shit that Androol gets up to? He seems to have lost it.
'Orta Recens Quam Pura Nites'.
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01-07-2018, 05:39 AM
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#502
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Sep 2017
Posts: 1,734
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SEG wrote
What is the weird shit that Androol gets up to? He seems to have lost it.
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Lost what? His mind or his shit?
I once heard a joke: Finally, when I got all my shit together, I forgot where I put it.
Notice the cool way I linked to the joke?
I digress. Tusk, tusk.
Android gets up to the weird shit that dare not speak it's name. He needs 'BANNEDING'.
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01-07-2018, 09:56 AM
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#503
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Sep 2017
Posts: 1,734
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Quote:
SEG wrote
Gesundheit herr doktor! Das ist sehr gut!
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What "goes on tight", may I ask?
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01-07-2018, 10:54 AM
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#504
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 2,395
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Quote:
SEG wrote
Fuck, Alice doesn't need make up now!
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Did he catch something from Keith Richards?
Use foolproof airtight logic on a mind that's closed and you're dead. - William J. Reilly, Opening Closed Minds
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01-07-2018, 12:58 PM
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#505
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Junior Member
Join Date: Dec 2017
Location: Sydney Australia
Posts: 41
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Quote:
hertz vanrental wrote
Lost what? His mind or his shit?
I once heard a joke: Finally, when I got all my shit together, I forgot where I put it.
Notice the cool way I linked to the joke?
I digress. Tusk, tusk.
Android gets up to the weird shit that dare not speak it's name. He needs 'BANNEDING'.
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Yes I agree, he needs a banana bandana as well. I see his mindless shit is weird as fuck. How come you've got two tusks? Fuck, this shit is catching!
'Orta Recens Quam Pura Nites'.
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01-07-2018, 01:02 PM
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#506
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Junior Member
Join Date: Dec 2017
Location: Sydney Australia
Posts: 41
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Sinfidel wrote
Did he catch something from Keith Richards?
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Lol, yeah, maybe! Did you know that he was mates with Groucho Marx? Alice and Groucho were both insomniacs and they used to watch Groucho's old movies together.
'Orta Recens Quam Pura Nites'.
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01-07-2018, 01:10 PM
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#507
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Sep 2017
Posts: 1,734
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Quote:
SEG wrote
Yes I agree, he needs a banana bandana as well. I see his mindless shit is weird as fuck. How come you've got two tusks? Fuck, this shit is catching!
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I've got two Tusk CDs. No, really. How did you know?
I bought one and the other was a pressie. Jeez, ain't I the lucky one?
Tusk is a euphemism for penis - no, really. The song is really about sex.
When Stevie Nicks found out that the album was going to be called Tusk, she objected. Mick Fleetwood, however, over-ruled her.
You are right, this shit is catching but I very much welcome seeing how you are going to develop this theme. Rather you than me.
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01-07-2018, 01:21 PM
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#508
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: The Mongrel Nation
Posts: 4,839
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Quote:
SEG wrote
Lol, yeah, maybe! Did you know that he was mates with Groucho Marx? Alice and Groucho were both insomniacs and they used to watch Groucho's old movies together.
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From Alice BAND interview: Does he believe the Bible is the literal word of God? “Yes, true each word”. Does he believe the Old Testament? “I believe the Old Testament explicitly.” So he doesn't believe in evolution? “I believe there's evolution inside the species.” And does he think that the world was created in seven days? “Oh yes.”
thank goodness he's on our side
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01-08-2018, 12:36 AM
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#509
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Junior Member
Join Date: Dec 2017
Location: Sydney Australia
Posts: 41
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Oooohh Noooo! Not Alice? I shoulda worked it out from that big fat cross around his neck.
'Orta Recens Quam Pura Nites'.
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01-08-2018, 02:48 AM
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#510
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Sep 2017
Posts: 1,734
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Quote:
dogpet wrote
From Alice BAND interview: Does he believe the Bible is the literal word of God? “Yes, true each word”. Does he believe the Old Testament? “I believe the Old Testament explicitly.” So he doesn't believe in evolution? “I believe there's evolution inside the species.” And does he think that the world was created in seven days? “Oh yes.”
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I thought Alice was a disease.
Didn't Christopher Robin go down with it?
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