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Old 06-16-2010, 08:42 AM   #16
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It's a miracle!

Nice to see you back, Gnosi.

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Old 06-16-2010, 09:58 AM   #17
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I was in bed at the time. And you can't prove anything.
Oh that's your excuse for everything !

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Old 06-16-2010, 02:13 PM   #18
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S'troo. I am getting to be quite the little smiter these days.

Kate tells me I'm finally channeling my inner byatch.
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Old 06-16-2010, 02:16 PM   #19
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Oh that's your excuse for everything !
I can't think of a better one. It's seksy and scientifiky, all at once.
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Old 06-16-2010, 02:19 PM   #20
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Hey, now that the cow's been put out to pasture, i notice this joint doesn't stink quite as much as it used to!

I miss you guyz!!!!

has anyone seen this blog on the jeeebus?


What's all this i see about calbingo? Seems a little like taunting the infirm.....

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Old 06-16-2010, 03:23 PM   #21
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I'm not sure if it is the jet lag talking or what. I woke up this morning, giggling about the burned up Jesus. One can only imagine the cognitive dissonance roaring like a tornado through the local blood drinking community. Why! Why, Santa Claus? Why are you taking away our Jebus?

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Old 06-16-2010, 03:27 PM   #22
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Wow! And check out the aftermath! It looks like a scene out of Terminator 5 - Return of the Zombie.

I'll, be BAAACK, motherfuckers!

The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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Old 06-16-2010, 04:34 PM   #23
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Hey, now that the cow's been put out to pasture, i notice this joint doesn't stink quite as much as it used to!

I miss you guyz!!!!

has anyone seen this blog on the jeeebus?


What's all this i see about calbingo? Seems a little like taunting the infirm.....

Good atheists love the infirm while taunting the infirmity, or something like that.

Good to see you back.

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Old 06-16-2010, 04:39 PM   #24
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When Ben Franklin introduced the lightning rod, all the church fatheads decreed them to be evil for interfering with God's wrath. Just a few years later, years during which the only buildings burned down by lightning were unprotected by lightning rods, that is churches, there was a spiritual change of heart and the Devil's Rods sprouted on church roofs like weeds.

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Old 06-16-2010, 05:11 PM   #25
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When Ben Franklin introduced the lightning rod, all the church fatheads decreed them to be evil for interfering with God's wrath. Just a few years later, years during which the only buildings burned down by lightning were unprotected by lightning rods, that is churches, there was a spiritual change of heart and the Devil's Rods sprouted on church roofs like weeds.
It's a good thing that humanity has finally learned to trust science over their leprechauns.

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Old 06-16-2010, 06:13 PM   #26
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It's a good thing that humanity has finally learned to trust science over their leprechauns.
Wait! Leprechauns are what makes the, vaguely phallic, lightning rods attractive to the cloud god's vaguely phallic bolts.

Special edit for Cal.

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Old 06-17-2010, 09:18 AM   #27
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Looks like the atheists have a plan for rebuilding:


"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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Old 06-17-2010, 09:49 AM   #28
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The only lightning joke I know. Hopefully there are some here who play golf.

Late in his PGA career, Lee Travino was hit by lightning while playing a practice round. He had stubbornly stayed on the course in spite of being warned repeatedly about the lightning. He was hurt and had to stay in the hospital.

When he returned to the tour he was asked by a newspaperman what he would do in the future if he was on a course and lightning threatened, would he leave the course? Travino said not at all. Rather he world climb to the top of the highest hill he could find, pull his 1 iron from his bag hold it pointing up to the sky.

The reporter said are you crazy! You would be killed! Travino again said not at all. It's well known that not even God can hit a 1 iron!'

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Old 06-17-2010, 10:16 AM   #29
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And of course, the less than famous Darwin Award story of The Shag, The Thunderbolt & The Bear

Stop the Holy See men!
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Old 06-17-2010, 11:04 AM   #30
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A gentleman was seen walking in a thunder storm under a very large umbrella with its handle stuck in his butt. When asked why he was taking such a chance, he replied: "I have been constipated for a week and my friends said I should try lightning my load."

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