Old 06-16-2010, 05:12 PM   #7981
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The Bible is a tool of Satan, used to make people doubt the Bible.
The Bible is a tool of tools. It makes the Baby Satan weep.

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Old 06-16-2010, 06:10 PM   #7982
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"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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Old 06-17-2010, 09:22 AM   #7983
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3) Give the perception that they are legitimate academic/scientific organizations, so they can give credence to their propagandist bullshit:

Case In Point

"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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Old 06-17-2010, 10:41 AM   #7984
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That one's actually kinda smart bullshit.

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Old 06-17-2010, 02:23 PM   #7985
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3) Give the perception that they are legitimate academic/scientific organizations, so they can give credence to their propagandist bullshit:

Case In Point
Observe how the blood drinkers hold science to aggressive scrutiny, but accept offhand that Jonah spent a romantic weekend inside a fish's belly.

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Old 06-17-2010, 02:34 PM   #7986
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2) They wear it.


Stop the Holy See men!
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Old 06-17-2010, 08:08 PM   #7987
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Proposed alternative (teach the controversy) T-shirt caption:
"I went and science is not about belief."

"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
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Old 06-18-2010, 01:09 AM   #7988
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And The Number One most stupid bullshit thing the ID/Creationist wankers have done to try and propagate their nonsense:

1) Just made a lot of angry noise!


What were the top ten things Jesus had in mind when he asked to suffer the little children to come unto him?

10) A bit of extracurricular sacrament behind the chapel

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Old 06-18-2010, 04:36 AM   #7989
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9) "Dad dammit, I did not say suffer, I said chauffeur."

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Old 06-18-2010, 12:45 PM   #7990
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8) Ironically it's not atheists that eat babies...

Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.
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Old 06-18-2010, 01:27 PM   #7991
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7) It means you have to make a lot of children suffer if you want to cum on jebus.

thank goodness he's on our side
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Old 06-18-2010, 03:11 PM   #7992
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6) Pedophile Bukake!

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Old 06-18-2010, 03:15 PM   #7993
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I have grown fond of the Top Ten Thread over the years. When it was first started, I thought, "This is stupid! Fuck you guys, smoke my cock, drink my piss, jack me off, and suck my asshole with a milkshake straw." But now I like it.

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Old 06-18-2010, 03:26 PM   #7994
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But now I like it.
As much as when we Fuck you, smoke your cock, drink your piss, jack you off, and/or suck your asshole with a milkshake straw?

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Old 06-18-2010, 03:47 PM   #7995
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As much as when we Fuck you, smoke your cock, drink your piss, jack you off, and/or suck your asshole with a milkshake straw?
Ok, well, a little bit less than that.


Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Top Ten List Challenge and warm woolen mittens
Fuck me, smoke my cock, drink my piss, jack me off, and suck my asshole with a milkshake straw
These are a few of my favorite things


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