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Old 06-14-2010, 10:07 PM   #1
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Touchdown Jesus Burns to the Ground

You guys remember this:



Giant Jesus got struck by lightning:



Here's the article.

"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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Old 06-14-2010, 11:43 PM   #2
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HAHAHAHA. I wonder what the local christians were thinking when that happened.

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Old 06-15-2010, 03:57 AM   #3
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God's aim is really awful. I think that smiting might have been for Gnosital.

Hey, batter batter batter.....

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Old 06-15-2010, 04:14 AM   #4
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Is this what they mean by 'Jewish lightning' ?


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Old 06-15-2010, 04:21 AM   #5
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“I can’t believe Jesus was struck,” said his brother, who noted the giant Hustler Hollywood sign for the adult store across the street was untouched.
The Lord works in flagitious ways ...

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Old 06-15-2010, 04:27 AM   #6
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Jesus, hasn't Christ suffered enough? Guess not.

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Old 06-15-2010, 06:46 AM   #7
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Old 06-15-2010, 06:54 AM   #8
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is awesome. gnosi gave me the grand tour of the area and took me to see this bizarre lawn ornament....
i was shocked. but that shock has morphed into delight. Good shot, FSM!

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Old 06-15-2010, 02:30 PM   #9
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cool!

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Old 06-15-2010, 07:39 PM   #10
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God's aim is really awful. I think that smiting might have been for Gnosital.

Hey, batter batter batter.....
I know NUFFFFFINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was in bed at the time. And you can't prove anything.
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Old 06-15-2010, 07:43 PM   #11
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Jesus, hasn't Christ suffered enough? Guess not.
Apparently the local krazy krischuns (the Monroe popos call them a "cult" for some reason....) though not. I've said since the thing was erected that if I was jeebus I'd have hit it with a lightning bolt for making me look like a deformed neanderthal who'd been axed in the head.

hehehehehehe. I said "erected".

I may just have to start believing in gawd now.
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Old 06-15-2010, 07:45 PM   #12
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So many people stopped on the highway to mourn the passing of Fiberglass Jeebus today that the cops were giving out tickets.

This just gets better and better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-16-2010, 03:42 AM   #13
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Gnosi!! - been up to no good again?
Here's the evidence you've had a go at the Brazilian version as well!


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Stop the Holy See men!
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Old 06-16-2010, 08:41 AM   #15
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lordy, lordy! say GLORY!!

jeebus brought gnosi back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
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