Old 12-09-2008, 04:53 PM   #61
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I'm with you, 100%. I just like to emulate Cal's retarded logic whenever someone else disagrees with him.

Yes, "Cal logic" is really an oxymoron.

Anyway, enough of this, as you said, we are derailing this very interesting thread.
Yup my logic is so unlogical!

That logic that says:

We are evolved mutated primates.
We created god with our brains.
people that accept imaginary entities as real, speaking to them are psychotics.
We evolved mutated primates are born lacking belief.
Atheism is not the Belief in the goddess Athe and that
Educated people that accept resurrected saviors that SAVE with blood have a PROBLEM with their brains......

should I continue neurologically blind moron unable to tell between the logical & illogical?
Ahh..........you'll learn one of this days that 2+2=4 not 6

Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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Old 12-09-2008, 05:00 PM   #62
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Here is an interesting sermon by a Christ-psychosis infected preacher worthy of a neurological study. Undoubtedly "No Keen Brain" will find him extremely SANE & LOGICAL...isn't so NKB?...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=V8KxXHibv6A

Listen to him attentively then you'll hear very logical subliminal expressions of sanity in the pitch of each scream....isn't so, No Keen Brain?

Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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Old 12-09-2008, 06:11 PM   #63
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Cal,
You really suck at putdowns. Please stop, for your own sake.

"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one."
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Old 12-09-2008, 11:03 PM   #64
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You really suck at putdowns. Please stop, for your own sake.
Putting down? Remember it is YOU who claim to have such flawless logic.Remember I am just placing a mirror in front of you so it can reflect utter stupidity. 2+2 will always be equal to 4 not 6 as you insist. Sorry if I called you on your idiotic illogical stupid remarks. But hey, talk shit to me, and I'll respond in kind.

After all it was YOU who started it....and guess what? I can BURY you with logic, and in 7 languages....Hmm..aren't you sure you are not still infected with Christ-psychosis Not Keen Brain ?

BTW, do you want to LEARN something about this time of the year religious festivals ( X-mas, Hannukkah & Hajj ? LEARN, it is based on connecting dots usig deductive thinking. BTW, thinking is done with the brain, not the ass or the heart as you would probably believe.
Enjoy, event thought it is not logical at all..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiWJpbc0Sk8

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Old 12-10-2008, 06:29 AM   #65
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(Pssst...Steel...cal is not a believer...)

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Old 12-10-2008, 06:35 AM   #68
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Wait... Aw shit. Sorry Cal!

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Well, not in Christ he isn't. Unless it's the phallic variant of said zombie Jew.
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How many variants could their there be? Dead is dead.

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Wait... Aw shit. Sorry Cal!
Sorry about what? I am a deeply religious person. I believe in one God Almighty creator of Humans, I believe in his cave sheath counter part adopter of the head-god and in his dual sack, holder of 300 million potential brains.

I pray & pray after he resurrects granting me solace relieving tension with penetration...but I do need pius volunteers for this holy act. HAving reached Oldfardom all of that is in the past, now the brain is where is at........ so, sorry about what?.

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Old 12-10-2008, 11:33 AM   #74
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I think that long ago that was common knowledge, but I guess it isn't anymore. How annoying.
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Old 12-10-2008, 12:44 PM   #75
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Putting down? Remember it is YOU who claim to have such flawless logic.Remember I am just placing a mirror in front of you so it can reflect utter stupidity. 2+2 will always be equal to 4 not 6 as you insist. Sorry if I called you on your idiotic illogical stupid remarks. But hey, talk shit to me, and I'll respond in kind.

After all it was YOU who started it....and guess what? I can BURY you with logic, and in 7 languages....Hmm..aren't you sure you are not still infected with Christ-psychosis Not Keen Brain ?

BTW, do you want to LEARN something about this time of the year religious festivals ( X-mas, Hannukkah & Hajj ? LEARN, it is based on connecting dots usig deductive thinking. BTW, thinking is done with the brain, not the ass or the heart as you would probably believe.
Enjoy, event thought it is not logical at all..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiWJpbc0Sk8
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I hope you're not counting English as one of the 7 languages, you pretentious dick. What does it matter which language you attempt to bury me in, if your logic is not worthy of a 5-year old?

Let me try my hand at Cal-logic:
Cows and penguins are evolved animals.
Penguins are flightless birds.
Cows can't fly either.
Ergo, cows are flightless birds.

Therefore, 2+2 = 4, never 6, as I have easily proven above.

That makes about as much sense as your retarded drivel.

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