Old 11-20-2014, 08:00 PM   #1
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Problems with the bible

So I started this series going over all the problems that I find in the bible in vivid detail, tell me what you all think and let me know any bible problems you recommend I talk about since its been a few months since I've sat down and read "the good book" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBmR...1Tb6E4pudI9STA
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Old 11-20-2014, 11:25 PM   #2
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The pages are a bit hard on my bum. A softer ply would be good.

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Old 11-20-2014, 11:40 PM   #3
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Two problems with the bible:

1. The paper. It's too thin and flimsy and non absorbent. You have to use so many sheets. No where near as good as the regular butt wipe like Charmin or Cottonelle.

2. Why did they switch it to book form? I'm sure the original was on a scroll, and if they had only left it that way, at least it would fit better on the toilet paper holder.

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Old 11-20-2014, 11:47 PM   #4
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So I started this series going over all the problems that I find in the bible in vivid detail, tell me what you all think and let me know any bible problems you recommend I talk about since its been a few months since I've sat down and read "the good book" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBmR...1Tb6E4pudI9STA
Luv your videos, you are one sexy dude. Oh, those lips....

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Old 11-21-2014, 01:52 PM   #5
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Thought the only bibles left were waved about by crazy people in town centres. They are so old century.

thank goodness he's on our side
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Old 11-22-2014, 04:54 AM   #6
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Thought the only bibles left were waved about by crazy people in town centres. They are so old century.
Hell no, bibles are being waved by Republicans who want stupid retarded morons to vote for them.

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Old 12-01-2014, 07:09 PM   #7
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Two problems with the bible:

1. The paper. It's too thin and flimsy and non absorbent. You have to use so many sheets. No where near as good as the regular butt wipe like Charmin or Cottonelle.

2. Why did they switch it to book form? I'm sure the original was on a scroll, and if they had only left it that way, at least it would fit better on the toilet paper holder.

"If God inspired the Bible, why is it such a piece of shit?" (Kaziglu Bey)
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Old 01-08-2015, 08:12 PM   #8
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Hell no, bibles are being waved by Republicans who want stupid retarded morons to vote for them.

And succeeding.
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Old 01-08-2015, 09:39 PM   #9
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And succeeding.
Thanks to single digit IQ voters like Francis and his alter ego Drewl.

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Old 07-09-2016, 03:11 AM   #10
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The Bible is absurd, it is unintentionally funny. With unicorns, satyrs and talking donkeys, it is somewhat like Shrek.
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