Old 12-19-2012, 01:02 PM   #1336
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or those who can't be bothered to watch the crap lol
I suspect the guy in this video was making an intentional stab at humor. Unfortunately, he fell far short of the mark.

I don't know whether or not Sinfidel actually took it seriously. Perhaps, he or she will explain.

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Old 12-19-2012, 01:06 PM   #1337
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I suspect the guy in this video was making an intentional stab at humor. Unfortunately, he fell far short of the mark.

I don't know whether or not Sinfidel actually took it seriously. Perhaps, he or she will explain.
What if that IS Sinfidel?

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Old 12-19-2012, 01:14 PM   #1338
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What if that IS Sinfidel?

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If it is, he's cute.

He's still dumb as a box of rocks. And, of course, physical beauty fades.

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Old 12-19-2012, 01:15 PM   #1339
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If it is, he's cute.


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Old 12-22-2012, 05:04 AM   #1340
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Does the Queen Fart?

Does the Queen Fart?

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Old 12-22-2012, 05:31 AM   #1341
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The Royal Fart

A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.


A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud


A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.


A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces .
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.


But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?

http://www.sodahead.com/fun/did-phil...stion-1491857/


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Old 01-29-2013, 06:42 AM   #1342
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Is this real? Can any person with the ability to operate a phone be this dumb?

http://blogs.discovery.com/animal_od...sing-road.html

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Old 01-29-2013, 07:12 AM   #1343
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Nah - that has to be a spoof,
.... or ultra dumb,
........ or maybe an average christian

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Old 02-14-2014, 11:32 PM   #1344
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This should go viral (via pharyngula for those who don't follow)

Is this man really Texan?

Smelly please fix if I fubared. It's totally fubared.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olc5C4SXAYM

edited several times.

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Old 02-16-2014, 11:53 AM   #1345
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This should go viral (via pharyngula for those who don't follow)

Is this man really Texan?

Smelly please fix if I fubared. It's totally fubared.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olc5C4SXAYM

edited several times.
Fuck-a-doodle-doo.

Well said my man.

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Old 02-16-2014, 12:09 PM   #1346
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A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.


A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud


A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.


A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces .
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.


But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?

http://www.sodahead.com/fun/did-phil...stion-1491857/

There's the gay fart
The stray fart
You drop it and then move away fart.

There's the kind fart
The blind fart
You want to drop it but then change your mind fart.

There's the red fart
Under the bed fart
Pull the covers over your head fart.

There's the blue fart
The oo fart
The wife drops it and then blames on you fart.

There's the neat fart
The petite fart
Rolls around the lavatory seat fart.

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Old 03-30-2014, 12:27 AM   #1347
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I don't know about you, but I'm grooving on this one. Totally 1980s, and superbly done...then again, what did you expect from Lou Gramm?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX2UIC5nM2I

If this doesn't load for you, I suggest you just click the link. YouTube's embedding option doesn't seem to work on my end - I'm guessing it's the https on the URL that's doing it.

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Old 05-22-2014, 03:31 AM   #1348
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I don't know about you, but I'm grooving on this one. Totally 1980s, and superbly done...then again, what did you expect from Lou Gramm?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX2UIC5nM2I

If this doesn't load for you, I suggest you just click the link. YouTube's embedding option doesn't seem to work on my end - I'm guessing it's the https on the URL that's doing it.

My favourite song from this band.
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Old 05-22-2014, 09:56 AM   #1349
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"Uppity?"

Gotta be kidding me.

What century are we in, anyway?

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This is the Century that marks the decline of the human intellect. When religion infects the human brain, the sense of humour is the second thing to go. It appears not even Atheists are immune to the decline.
I guess your keen observational powers missed the notice at the end of the video -

"These videos are for comedic purposes only"

DUH!

If you enjoy that feeling of outrage, perhaps this guy's videos might appeal as well:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwN8oLsEZKg

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Old 05-12-2016, 08:11 PM   #1350
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RoSfest 2016 winner

Saw them at this year's RoSfest, they're called Bent Knee, and this is called "In God We Trust". I don't think they are religious. It helps if you can play this at high volume on a decent system.

Bent Knee InGod We Trust


For anyone who might care, this year's RoSfest was a gem, none of the bands disappointed, and most kicked ass. In fact the biggest surprise was the septuagenarian Strawbs, those old fucks sounded great! They played the entire Hero & Heroine album. This was also one of those bands I had known about for years but never knew any of their material, so that was awesome.

This year's line up just to pique anyone's interest:

Kinetic Element
Magic Pie*

No More Pain
Circuline
Dave Kerzner Band
Spock's Beard*

The Fringe
The Strawbs
Bent Knee
Comedy Of Errors
Zebra

* 3rd time I've seen these bands, all others first time.

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