Veridican Theory of Hell - Page 21

orangeitis · 03-09-2012, 07:19 PM

Hmmm.

Let me flip a coin for that.

ghoulslime · 03-09-2012, 07:34 PM

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orangeitis wrote

Hmmm.

Let me flip a coin for that.

Pascal's Wager! Gasp! He's got me in check mate!

Eternal · 03-09-2012, 07:39 PM

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ghoulslime wrote

That's a great idea!

Do you acknowledge that Sakya died for your sins, and will you accept him as your personal savior and redeemer? Or do you intend on burning in Hell for rejecting His love, you immoral person?

Fucking great, another theist twat spouting his shit.

Before I acknowledge that Sakya died for my sins please provide proof that he was real and not just some made up bollocks.

I would not burn in hell for rejecting his love, as I have up until this point in my life never rejected love. I did once reject an attempt at love, but that was because the lady in question wanted to put something resembling a table lamp up my ass.

I also once had sexual relations with a Hindu, does this make me part of the club by association.

West491 · 03-09-2012, 07:56 PM

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Eternal wrote

I'm currently having a look about over there, never even knew it existed so thought I'd have a browse.

Yeah, no kidding!

I used to watch their podcasts on Youtube on a regular basis and never knew that they had a forum.

ghoulslime · 03-09-2012, 08:13 PM

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Eternal wrote

Fucking great, another theist twat spouting his shit.

Before I acknowledge that Sakya died for my sins please provide proof that he was real and not just some made up bollocks.

I would not burn in hell for rejecting his love, as I have up until this point in my life never rejected love. I did once reject an attempt at love, but that was because the lady in question wanted to put something resembling a table lamp up my ass.

I also once had sexual relations with a Hindu, does this make me part of the club by association.

Well, gosh! It says right in all of the books about Sakya that he died for your sins! Why would anybody just make that all up?

I once stroked the nose of a statue of Ganesh in a sensual manner. I must concede that I found it an uplifting experience.

West491 · 03-09-2012, 09:12 PM

Sun goes up, sun goes down, you can't explain that.

Cock goes in, cock goes out, you can't explain that.

ghoulslime · 03-09-2012, 09:25 PM

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West491 wrote

Sun goes up, sun goes down, you can't explain that.

Cock goes in, cock goes out, you can't explain that.

And this banana fits in my hand so perfectly! Surely Sakia died for our sins!

psychodiva · 03-10-2012, 02:43 AM

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Kate wrote

I'll snuggle up in my suspenders if you get some peregrines falcons to dive bomb a tone troll and tear its little peel up.

seconded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

psychodiva · 03-10-2012, 02:45 AM

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orangeitis wrote

I know!

Let's take turns pretending to be theists! =D

you're doing a pretty good job at pretending to be an atheist - why change?

Eternal · 03-10-2012, 02:49 AM

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psychodiva wrote

seconded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is getting interesting, you and Kate in suspenders. I'm not sure Sols heart can take it. I may have to put my suspenders on and pop along as an observer.

psychodiva · 03-10-2012, 02:51 AM

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Eva wrote

i'm waiting for e-diot to go markuze on us.

i smell the same crazy.

yup

psychodiva · 03-10-2012, 02:52 AM

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Eternal wrote

This is getting interesting, you and Kate in suspenders. I'm not sure Sols heart can take it. I may have to put my suspenders on and pop along as an observer.

pictures!!!!!!

Smellyoldgit · 03-10-2012, 02:56 AM

psychodiva · 03-10-2012, 03:13 AM

orangeitis · 03-10-2012, 03:32 AM

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psychodiva wrote

you're doing a pretty good job at pretending to be an atheist - why change?

I... I'm not sure how to take this. Is it a joke? Or an insult?

Sorry, I can't really tell. Maybe it's from me being insulted more than enough times for me to cope with that I've become paranoid, but I'd appreciate some clarification...