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Old 05-03-2007, 07:08 AM   #16
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disclaimer: my major in college is in animal husbandry......

One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
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Old 05-03-2007, 07:10 AM   #17
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Is animal husbandry legal in PR?

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Old 05-03-2007, 07:11 AM   #18
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yes. but animal wifery is not, i'm sad to report to you....

One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
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Old 05-03-2007, 07:17 AM   #19
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Old 05-03-2007, 05:30 PM   #20
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'til they caught her at it.....
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Old 05-03-2007, 07:54 PM   #21
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it's not illegal! but animal wifery is!

One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
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Old 05-04-2007, 05:49 AM   #22
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Well, I was just paraphrasing Tom Lehrer (Mathematican and Musical Comedian) on that.
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Old 05-04-2007, 02:23 PM   #23
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Holy shit! Ducks have screw shaped cunts! No wonder it is so goddamn hard to fuck a duck! So when they screw they really screw! So how the hell do they screw? Do you suppose they have to spin around in circles?
Isn't that what the suspended basket is for?

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Holy shit! Ducks have screw shaped cunts! No wonder it is so goddamn hard to fuck a duck! So when they screw they really screw! So how the hell do they screw? Do you suppose they have to spin around in circles?
Isn't that what the suspended basket is for?
If the basket spins too fast, can you get crispy diuck?
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Holy shit! Ducks have screw shaped cunts! No wonder it is so goddamn hard to fuck a duck! So when they screw they really screw! So how the hell do they screw? Do you suppose they have to spin around in circles?
Isn't that what the suspended basket is for?
If the basket spins too fast, can you get crispy diuck?
You get duck all a rounde.

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