who jacks off the most? - Page 17

ghoulslime · 09-13-2005, 09:06 PM

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Choobus wrote

I thank you Ghoulslime for your kind words. Never was our mastubatory heritage more celebrated than here in these hallowed forums of jizz, and I am sorry for insulting you in the "how gay are you thread" by suggesting that you were being fucked in the ass by Thomas.

go wankers!

No sweat! If I were to be fucked in the ass, I couldn't think of a finer dick to do it than Thomas! :D

I just saw that thread you dug up with 11,000 plus hits! Jesus have mercy on my hairy nut sack!

My confidence in this fine masturbation thread has been shaken!

I have...:o...lost my faith!

All we can do is hope for a miracle. Maybe all of those christian forums that I posted the link in will provide enough curious visitors. God willing, our testicles will overflow with milk and honey!

Choobus · 09-13-2005, 09:11 PM

have faith GS, see my rousing speech in said thread. I was inspired by WC, but the sentiment is true

ghoulslime · 09-13-2005, 09:14 PM

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Choobus wrote

have faith GS, see my rousing speech in said thread. I was inspired by WC, but the sentiment is true

You have reinvigorated me like a handfull of viagra. I'm sure we can rise to the challege!

Choobus · 09-13-2005, 09:41 PM

we shall rise like a pheonix from the ashes, we shall cover the world with our seed, and it will be a good thing

do not despair my ghoulish friend, the south will rise again, and when it does, it will be pounded like no meat has ever been pounded before. This I do swear, by almighty god, by Allah and cheebus and mahatmaghandi. By the power of vishnu and thor, and by the grace of the anal intruder so will it be

a choo :/

09-14-2005, 05:12 AM

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ProveIt wrote

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ChiefOfAss wrote

I can’t believe that, as a woman, you’re submitting to objectification. ‘The back of my head…” – more unbelievable? That you’re doing it willfully.

Anyway, it’s totally awesome. Please… don’t stop (creeped out yet?).

Only when I feel your fingers on my flesh will I ever be 'creeped out'. ;)
Why take the fun out of everything by not doing them cause I wanna... My goal is to push the limits and make my man decide if he should be doing them.... ;)

Hmmmmm.... that's odd. You know what? Now, I'm creeped out. Which isn't a bad thing, mind you. I only note it because I'm puzzled as to how it happened.

09-14-2005, 05:58 AM

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Choobus wrote

You know, we never did find out whether not religiosity has any effect on ordinary wanking frequencies. Who does jack off the most?????

LOL, I don't think we will ever find out. It seems the Theists don't want to admit it. :/

ProveIt · 09-14-2005, 06:01 AM

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ghoulslime wrote

I just saw that thread you dug up with 11,000 plus hits! Jesus have mercy on my hairy nut sack!

My confidence in this fine masturbation thread has been shaken!

I have...:o...lost my faith!

All we can do is hope for a miracle. Maybe all of those christian forums that I posted the link in will provide enough curious visitors. God willing, our testicles will overflow with milk and honey!

I'm curious as to the viewed vrs post ratio... I think that that should be the ultimate deciding factor in the viewing war. For we have faaaaaaaaaar more posts than views 282 / 4243 Was the 11,000 just a great topic that everyone wanted to put their 2 cents in? or were they also a bunch of nosey onlookers...lol

Edit: Double post... how'd that happen...

Edit: Also in our defense... that thread has been around since January, no doubt still collecting views... We'll have to check this one out in 9 months... My guess is that we will have More than tripled that score...! LOL Quick... someone close the thread so that we may have an accurate reading. They also had 18 pages... we are already one page past them. Keep the playing field level... Close please??? (unless view stop being counted once closed-then please leave open)

Edit: I must not be looking at the right one...? Proving the existance of God? 7081 and 259 posts... in 4 months... We'll have that beat in a couple days...

ProveIt · 09-14-2005, 06:28 AM

Okay... So, I finally found it... they have had 29 pages and 6 months... We . can . do . it...

vsxd903s · 09-14-2005, 11:14 AM

I would love to see that thread. Probably won't last long before they get banned though. Even if they are smooth with the words.

ProveIt · 09-14-2005, 11:17 AM

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St. Teabag wrote

we need some flirty fishers to gather data on theistic jerking habits. any volunteers?

Lead the way darlin... What did you have in mind? ;)

ProveIt · 09-14-2005, 11:36 AM

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St. Teabag wrote

Well, we have plenty ov info regarding atheistic wanking, but the theists are a little shy so some nicely spoken types should troll their forums and see if they will spillth ebeans. If that doesn't work, we need some babes to go and manually jerk their chains, after which they will surely spill the beams. Unfortunately I cannot do this because I can't prevent myserlf from using words like CUNT and SHITSUCKER when I talk to theists, even online.

LMFAO So... pics eh? How shall I substantiate my findings? I get them to show on cam all the time... Are we talking postings on Christian message boards? Christian chat rooms? Instant messages? What is the best way to avoid denyability... (I have the next 2 days off... quick...lemme know...lol)

ghoulslime · 09-14-2005, 12:48 PM

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St. Teabag wrote

Well, we have plenty ov info regarding atheistic wanking, but the theists are a little shy so some nicely spoken types should troll their forums and see if they will spillth ebeans. If that doesn't work, we need some babes to go and manually jerk their chains, after which they will surely spill the beams. Unfortunately I cannot do this because I can't prevent myserlf from using words like CUNT and SHITSUCKER when I talk to theists, even online.

I'd love to, but again there would be a big issue with restraint. I would rather shit in my hand and smear it in a Christian face than look at one.

09-14-2005, 01:06 PM

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Choobus wrote

I wonder is theists jerk off more often, less ooften or abot the same as atheists. Does christian guilt, for example, make it seem wrong, or add some excitement that leads to furious wanking?

We don't have a good sample here. Thomas, lurker, tell us of your mastubatory habits. I spank it at least once a day:P

Since the photo, I may be the winner.

09-14-2005, 01:22 PM

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St. Teabag wrote

Well, we have plenty ov info regarding atheistic wanking, but the theists are a little shy so some nicely spoken types should troll their forums and see if they will spillth ebeans. If that doesn't work, we need some babes to go and manually jerk their chains, after which they will surely spill the beams. Unfortunately I cannot do this because I can't prevent myserlf from using words like CUNT and SHITSUCKER when I talk to theists, even online.

Great idea St., but they could lie- especially if it's on a forum.

ProveIt · 09-14-2005, 01:27 PM

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ghoulslime wrote

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St. Teabag wrote

Well, we have plenty ov info regarding atheistic wanking, but the theists are a little shy so some nicely spoken types should troll their forums and see if they will spillth ebeans. If that doesn't work, we need some babes to go and manually jerk their chains, after which they will surely spill the beams. Unfortunately I cannot do this because I can't prevent myserlf from using words like CUNT and SHITSUCKER when I talk to theists, even online.

I'd love to, but again there would be a big issue with restraint. I would rather shit in my hand and smear it in a Christian face than look at one.

Think you could manage a pic of that? Remember to black out the eyes... We wouldn't want them to be smeared...Hahaha, I'm so freakin funny... I know, I know.. no I'm not... Let me have my moment... ;)