Old 02-04-2012, 10:29 PM   #3901
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Old 02-04-2012, 10:30 PM   #3902
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Old 02-04-2012, 10:32 PM   #3903
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Old 02-04-2012, 10:51 PM   #3904
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Matthew 27:45-46

Now from the sixth hour there was darkness over all the land unto the ninth hour.
And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani? that is to say, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?

Exactly, who the fuck was Jesus yelling to on the cross? And why the hell was he yelling this? Did he momentarily forget that he was dying for his own fucking plan, or what?

Matthew 8:26

But He (Jesus) said to them, “Why are you fearful, O you of little faith?”



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Old 02-04-2012, 11:03 PM   #3905
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Who Created Evil?



Isaiah 45:7 (KJV)

“I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.”

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Old 02-04-2012, 11:05 PM   #3906
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Cheeses Crisp - take of his body and eat of him!

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Old 02-04-2012, 11:09 PM   #3907
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Is stoning people to death, under any circumstances, the act of a moral person?

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Old 02-04-2012, 11:10 PM   #3908
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Old 02-04-2012, 11:11 PM   #3909
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One Nation Under Cthulhu!

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Old 02-04-2012, 11:15 PM   #3910
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Exodus 22:29-30

"You shall not delay to offer from the fullness of your harvest and from the outflow of your presses. The first-born of your sons you shall give to me. You shall do likewise with your oxen and with your sheep: seven days it shall be with its dam; on the eighth day you shall give it to me.”


Human sacrifice? Really? Fuck you, Bible god!

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Old 02-04-2012, 11:17 PM   #3911
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"It is a counterfeit love that is contingent upon authority, punishment, or reward. True love is respect and admiration, compassion and kindness, freely given by a healthy, unafraid human being."

- Dan Barker, Losing Faith in Faith

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Old 02-04-2012, 11:23 PM   #3912
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Doing the Lord's Work



"I will also send wild beasts among you, which shall rob you of your children." (Leviticus 26:22)

"Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourself every girl who has never slept with a man." (Numbers 31:17-18)

"The Lord commands: "... slay old men outright, young men and maidens, little children and women" (Ezechial 9:4-6)

"When the Lord delivers it into your hand, put to the sword all the males .... As for the women, the children, the livestock and everything else in the city, you may take these as plunder for yourselves." (Deuteronomy 20:13-14)

"You will eat the fruit of the womb, the flesh of the sons and daughters the Lord your God has given you." (Deuteronomy 28:53)

"The Lord said to Joshua [...] 'you are to hamstring their horses.' " (Joshua 11:6)

"... Go and smite the inhabitants of Jabesh-gilead with the edge of the sword and; also the women and little ones.... every male and every woman that has lain with a male you shall utterly destroy." (Judges 21:10-12)

"This is what the Lord says: Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have; do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass .... And Saul ... utterly destroyed all the people with the edge of the sword." (1 Samuel 15:3,7-8)

"The people of Samaria must bear their guilt, because they have rebelled against their God. They will fall by the sword; their little ones will be dashed to the ground, their women with child ripped open." (Hosea 13:16)

"A curse on him who is lax in doing the LORD's work!
A curse on him who keeps his sword from bloodshed!" (Jeremiah 48:10)

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Old 02-04-2012, 11:25 PM   #3913
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Old 02-04-2012, 11:27 PM   #3914
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When you base your morals on complete fiction, utterly wicked fiction, you're bound to do some pretty evil shit.

Fuck you, Christians!

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Old 02-05-2012, 12:06 AM   #3915
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The Temptations of Jesus

Matthew 4:1-11 (NIV)

1 Then Jesus was led by the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted by the devil. 2 After fasting forty days and forty nights, he was hungry. 3 The tempter came to him and said, “If you are the Son of God, tell these stones to become bread.”

4 Jesus answered, “It is written: ‘Man shall not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.’”

5 Then the devil took him to the holy city and had him stand on the highest point of the temple. 6 “If you are the Son of God,” he said, “throw yourself down. For it is written:

“‘He will command his angels concerning you,
and they will lift you up in their hands,
so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.’”

7 Jesus answered him, “It is also written: ‘Do not put the Lord your God to the test.’”

8 Again, the devil took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their splendor. 9 “All this I will give you,” he said, “if you will bow down and worship me.”

10 Jesus said to him, “Away from me, Satan! For it is written: ‘Worship the Lord your God, and serve him only.’”

11 Then the devil left him, and angels came and attended him.


Well, alrighty then! Anybody want to bother explaining to me how the hell God would be tempted by any of this silly shit? Why would a deity be tempted to give up his station as an omnipotent and omniscient god in exchange for a worldly kingdom or a goddamn piece of bread? And by the way, he is god! Hey, god, if you worship me, I will give you something you already own! Doesn't this shit already belong to him in the first place? It's about as tempting as a toothless crack whore telling him she will love him long time.

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