I was inspired to create this thread by this article:
Butts Charged with Stealing Toilet Paper
Only in America would a woman (appropriately named) steal toilet paper from a courthouse bathroom.
Please, everyone, contribute your examples. Might want to stray from the obvious, like creationism, George W Bush, Paris Hilton, Waffle House, and the like. :)
Oh, here's another one. Only In America:
Oops, wrong apartment. Sorry... NOT!