11-20-2012, 01:53 PM
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Raving Atheist Christmas Thread 2012
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Back in 2009, some miserable fucker wrote
I absolutely detest the whole hyped-up farcical spend-fest of shite that the whole thing has become. Bah-fucking big-time humbug I say.
The fucking mu-sick starts in August and gets on my tits till January. Shite-arsed decorations and crappy lights get left up all year - wasting power.
I don't send cards or buy presents and make every effort to get away and not have to suffer the tedious overindulgence that the stupid 25th has become. The whole christymass-crap can suck my ballsack - I fucking hate it. Bollocks.
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Have I mellowed?
Have I come round to liking the horseshit?
Have I fuck - I hate the crap with ever more disgust.
I'm sure you'll all disagree and post loads of balls-aching santa pics .... Humbuggery!
Stop the Holy See men!
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11-20-2012, 02:12 PM
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Santa visits me from the fireplace all the time:
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.
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11-20-2012, 03:01 PM
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Thought I was the only one who didn't give one shit about the holiday season, Thanksgiving included.
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11-20-2012, 03:23 PM
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Quote:
Smellyoldgit wrote
I hate the crap with ever more disgust.
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Ho Ho HO!
And let's not forget all the huge, cheap plastic crap put up - especially in the manger scenes.
I am the Rat Queen. I Can Do Anything.
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11-20-2012, 03:57 PM
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Stop the Holy See men!
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11-20-2012, 04:00 PM
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I would like suggestions for a cheap and easy piss-take on the nativity scene for my front yard. Something my very-Baptist neighbors wouldn't know what exactly offends them by it Like......a Mithras scene or something. Made out of sticks. Maybe set it on fire xmas eve.
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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11-20-2012, 04:02 PM
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I say the money wasted on gifts for people who don't need anything would be better spent on those who have nothing, no food, no home, no warm clothing. And we don't have to wait until Dec. 25th to donate it.
I thought you said you didn't care what any of us thought? So, you do care? I do wish you would make up your mind already. - NKB
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11-20-2012, 04:04 PM
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"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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11-20-2012, 04:06 PM
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Quote:
Kate wrote
I would like suggestions for a cheap and easy piss-take on the nativity scene for my front yard. Something my very-Baptist neighbors wouldn't know what exactly offends them by it Like......a Mithras scene or something. Made out of sticks. Maybe set it on fire xmas eve.
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Make the baby jesus horus and the virgin mary isis. Some say that's what the myth might be based on anyhow.
I thought you said you didn't care what any of us thought? So, you do care? I do wish you would make up your mind already. - NKB
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11-20-2012, 04:10 PM
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Hmm. I could justify a lot of gold spray paint...
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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11-20-2012, 04:11 PM
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Quote:
Kate wrote
Hmm. I could justify a lot of gold spray paint...
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Then you can take a picture and post it here, so we can see it! Seriously. Combat one myth with another, right?
I thought you said you didn't care what any of us thought? So, you do care? I do wish you would make up your mind already. - NKB
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11-20-2012, 04:12 PM
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WAIT. Even better. Make them all zombies. Too blatant?
I thought you said you didn't care what any of us thought? So, you do care? I do wish you would make up your mind already. - NKB
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11-20-2012, 04:31 PM
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I Live Here
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Quote:
Kate wrote
Hmm. I could justify a lot of gold spray paint...
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Gold spray needs no justification!!
“'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." Fry
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11-20-2012, 06:35 PM
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I'll be posting pix, alright!
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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11-20-2012, 06:41 PM
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Quote:
Kate wrote
I'll be posting pix, alright!
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It will make our day.
I thought you said you didn't care what any of us thought? So, you do care? I do wish you would make up your mind already. - NKB
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