12-02-2011, 04:18 PM
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Clerics claim women driving will cost Saudia Arabia all its virgins
From Bikyamasar
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If women were allowed to drive in Saudi Arabia, the result would be catastrophic and lead to “no more virgins,” said clerics from the Majlis al-Ifta al-Aala, the country’s highest religious council.
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You laugh, but there was a study!
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The report from the Majlis, in coordination with former professor at King Fahd University Kamal Subhi, reported their findings to the Shura Council, the country’s legislative assembly.
It warned that allowing women to drive would “provoke a surge in prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce.”
Within 10 years of the ban being lifted, it claimed, there would be “no more virgins” in the Islamic kingdom.
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Which leaves us all wondering what men in Saudi Arabia are doing when they are behind the wheel.
Never give a zombie girl a piggy back ride.
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12-02-2011, 04:22 PM
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Good news for the raisin industry if all the virgins are fucked!
Stop the Holy See men!
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12-02-2011, 04:42 PM
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ubs wrote
From Bikyamasar
You laugh, but there was a study!
Which leaves us all wondering what men in Saudi Arabia are doing when they are behind the wheel.
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What brazen idiocy. It would be hilarious if these shitforbrains did not have power.
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12-02-2011, 04:48 PM
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Automatics - stop them getting ideas.
thank goodness he's on our side
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12-02-2011, 05:01 PM
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ubs wrote
Which leaves us all wondering what men in Saudi Arabia are doing when they are behind the wheel.
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Not being virgins, seeking out prostitutes, hunting down pornography, pursuing homosexual partners and working hard not to get caught.
"So many gods, so many creeds! So many paths that wind and wind, when just the art of being kind is all this sad world needs."
--Ella Wheeler Wilcox
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12-02-2011, 05:03 PM
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Not being virgins, seeking out prostitutes, hunting down pornography, pursuing homosexual partners and working hard not to get caught.
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lol - precisely
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12-03-2011, 02:48 AM
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I would recommend they make sure all cars for women are fitted with vibrating seats, a la Curb Your Enthusiasm, to make sure they are spent before losing their cherries lol.
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12-03-2011, 09:19 AM
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What next? If we don't keep them down these pesky women will be wanting to vote.
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12-03-2011, 11:03 AM
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I take it once they have fucked they can drive? Maybe there is a business opportunity for eager young ladies wishing to drive. Maybe 500 quid for twenty minutes....
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12-03-2011, 01:45 PM
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I predict that soon clerics around the world will claim that a benefit of becoming a cleric will be permission to deflower any virgin they want.
They would retain the girl's honor and that of her family by issuing a certificate to her making her an "official" virgin.
The certificate would have to be non-transferable, very difficult to counterfeit and, so that the country would not overflow with virgins, the certificates would have to be time-limited.
It could be very nice being a mullah.
It would have a very good effect on priest retention as well.
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
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12-03-2011, 04:33 PM
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Sternwallow wrote
I predict that soon clerics around the world will claim that a benefit of becoming a cleric will be permission to deflower any virgin they want.
They would retain the girl's honor and that of her family by issuing a certificate to her making her an "official" virgin.
The certificate would have to be non-transferable, very difficult to counterfeit and, so that the country would not overflow with virgins, the certificates would have to be time-limited.
It could be very nice being a mullah.
It would have a very good effect on priest retention as well.
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Amen my child, now spread the word.
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12-03-2011, 04:48 PM
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Quote:
ubs wrote
From Bikyamasar
You laugh, but there was a study!
The report from the Majlis, in coordination with former professor at King Fahd University Kamal Subhi, reported their findings to the Shura Council, the country’s legislative assembly.
It warned that allowing women to drive would “provoke a surge in prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce.”
Within 10 years of the ban being lifted, it claimed, there would be “no more virgins” in the Islamic kingdom.
Which leaves us all wondering what men in Saudi Arabia are doing when they are behind the wheel.
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Well, duh! This is the first thing I think about whenever I climb into the driver’s seat of a car. Goshers, I sure wish I had some photos of Latinas with really big tits right now! Hmmm…or maybe…some sweet lady boys with prodigious 6 speed sperm sticks. Fuck! If I were married, I’d get divorced right now! I wonder if I should cruise over to Hollywood BLVD and see if I could pick up a little cash for some quick hand jobs.
Jesus leprechauns! Muslims are some diseased fuckers!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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12-04-2011, 05:48 AM
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Automatics - stop them getting ideas.
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"Lady, we're gonna need to change your oil, do your points and plugs, lube job, and you're prolly gonna wanna replace that hymen."
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12-04-2011, 06:50 AM
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Overheating could be a problem too.
thank goodness he's on our side
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