Fifth Grade Assignment- God glurge

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Very good, indeed!!!
I would like to see assignments by teachers to students in my neck of the woods!!!!

Fifth Grade Assignment


Wouldn't this be great if this was taught in every school. A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look At TV commercials and see if they could use them in 20 ways To communicate ideas about God.
Here are some of the results: scroll down.

God is like.
BAYER ASPIRINHe works miracles.

God is like.
A FORD He's got a better idea..

God is like.
COKE He's the real thing. (This is great)

God is like.
HALLMARK CARDS He cares enough to send His very best.

God is like.
TIDE He gets the stains out others leave behind. ..

God is like.
GENERAL ELECTRIC He brings good things to life.

God is like.
WAL-MART He has everything.

God is like.
ALKA-SELTZER Try Him, you'll like Him

God is like.
SCOTCH TAPE You can't see Him, but you know He's there.

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There's more!

God is like..
DELTA He's ready when you are.

God is like.
ALLSTATE You're in good hands with Him.

God is like.
VO-5 Hair Spray; He holds through all kinds of weather

God is like.
DIAL SOAP Aren't you glad you have Him? Don't you wish everybody did? (that one is my favorite)

God is like.
The U.S. POST OFFICE Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from
His appointed destination.
God is like.
Chevrolet. the heartbeat of America

God is like
Maxwell House. Good to the very last drop


God is like.
B o u n t y . .He is the quicker picker upper. Can handle the tough jobs. And He won't fall apart on you


God is like.
The Energizer BunnyHe Keeps Going, Going, and Going

Forward this to people so that they can know what God is like...(only! If you want to)!
BLESSINGS FROM MY HOUSE TO YOUR HOUSE
Peace, Love and Prosperity to all!


This can work both ways, you know!


God is like:
Corvair- Unsafe at any speed
Forbes- Capitalist tool
Stella Artois: Reassuringly expensive
Volkswagen- Think small
Wendy's- Where's the beef?
Club Med- The antidote for civilization
Dr. Pepper 10: It's not for women.



Atheism is like:
Apple MacIntosh- Think different.
McDonald's- I'm lovin' it.
Burger King- Have it your way.
L'Oreal- Because I'm worth it
Timex: It takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'.
U.S Army- Be all you can be.
Zanussi- The appliance of science
Robitussin- Relief made simple
Olay- Challenge what's possible