Old 12-06-2012, 07:36 PM   #1
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What the fuck?

Perhaps I've been infected with a dreaded virus/bug/turd or a retarded theist - but it may be somethin' even more sinister. Some words in the body of the forum have become orange, underlined as a link , and send my virus detector into a rabid frenzy. It only happens when I'm not logged on. Anybody else noticed anything? or should I shut the fuck up, wank myself into oblivion - or both?

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Old 12-06-2012, 11:02 PM   #2
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It doesn't sound good. You might be the only one.

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Old 12-07-2012, 01:41 AM   #3
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Old 12-07-2012, 05:04 AM   #4
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Old 12-07-2012, 05:51 AM   #5
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Still one of my favorite movies ever, despite the horrible acting by Christoph Lambert.

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Old 12-07-2012, 11:06 AM   #6
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there was acting?

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Old 12-07-2012, 11:06 AM   #7
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and why am I hearing you say that in my head with a bad french accent?

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Old 12-07-2012, 11:17 AM   #8
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and why am I hearing you say that in my head with a bad french accent?
I was actually using the voice of the Kurgan.

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Old 12-07-2012, 11:19 AM   #9
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nope

can't get that one in my head

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Old 12-07-2012, 12:43 PM   #10
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I was actually using the voice of the Kurgan.
AJF?

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Old 12-07-2012, 01:57 PM   #11
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AJF?
Yes, one and the same!

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Old 12-07-2012, 02:07 PM   #12
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Fuck you shower of wankers - I'll sort my own malware out.


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Old 12-07-2012, 02:24 PM   #13
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Old 12-07-2012, 02:35 PM   #14
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Old 12-07-2012, 04:27 PM   #15
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Perhaps I've been infected with a dreaded virus/bug/turd or a retarded theist - but it may be somethin' even more sinister. Some words in the body of the forum have become orange, underlined as a link , and send my virus detector into a rabid frenzy. It only happens when I'm not logged on. Anybody else noticed anything? or should I shut the fuck up, wank myself into oblivion - or both?
BWAHAHAHA! EVERYONE knows you're inviting malware when ogling immoral material on "adult" websites. Guffaw!
But I suppose wankers need something to wank off to....
Of course, anyone with more intelligence than the average Theologue knows better than to run Windoze, and support other wankers promising "security" via various firewalls and anti-virus software. Check out Mr. McAfee latest exploits. LOL!
The smart folks run Linux. Unlike Bill Gates ripoff, it's actually SECURE. Don't even need "aunty-virus."
I laugh when acquaintances ask me to fix their infected computers because they're ashamed to take them to the shop.
Or, too cheap, and too stupid/lazy to do some Googling and figure out for themselves how to get out of their predicament.
One was actually in management at General Motors, and when a pop-up offered a free scan because his computer might be infected, he agreed. Naturally, an infection was found, and he happily supplied his credit card number in order to purchase software to remove the infection. LOL. The "software" was actually malware, and the "vendor" was known for credit card fraud.
This gullible sap was actually helping manage GM! No wonder the company went bust.
Stupid wankers.
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