01-26-2009, 11:49 AM
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#4951
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I Live Here
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Rocky Mountains, USA
Posts: 10,218
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Quote:
Kate wrote
I'm sure Choobus can help you write that...
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Hey, everybody.....
FREE REMOTE CONTROL DILDOS!
Now, who's interested?
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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01-26-2009, 11:51 AM
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#4952
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
Posts: 15,428
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"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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01-26-2009, 11:52 AM
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#4953
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I Live Here
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Rocky Mountains, USA
Posts: 10,218
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Quote:
Kate wrote
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(must be 18 or older to 'enter')
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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01-26-2009, 12:29 PM
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#4954
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Member
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Macedon New York
Posts: 179
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Quote:
Tenspace wrote
Dammit, Man, there's even a wikipedia article on it, so it must be true!
Teledildonics
Sex toys that can be manipulated remotely by another party are currently coming onto the market.[4] These toys sometimes come with prerecorded movies to which the toys' actions are synchronized by means of a previously-written script. Other products being released fit a new category called bluedildonics, which allow a sex toy to be controlled remotely via a Bluetooth connection.
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A co-worker of mine tried to develop something along this line about ten years ago. He was working on mating a "FleshLight" to a serial port and embedding controls into porn videos to activate the device. He ran into issue with external power to the toy and was concerned that it would be an electrocution hazard. This was before bluetooth and USB. He even incorporated in Delaware and setup a website for a time. He is kicking himself now.
Skink Lives
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01-26-2009, 12:33 PM
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#4955
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: prick up your ears
Posts: 20,553
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Quote:
anotherTim wrote
He is kicking himself now.
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Maybe he should invent a wireless device that can kick him....
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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01-26-2009, 01:10 PM
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#4956
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I Live Here
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Chandler- Arizona
Posts: 14,227
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Quote:
ubs wrote
I heard the porn industry's recent profits have been anti climactic due to the explosion of amateurs on the internet. I guess this is the new angle that they hope will save them.
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Hmmm...Penis-Christonics are here..Praise be the Lord & Libido Savior Penis-Christ.
Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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01-26-2009, 03:09 PM
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#4957
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The Original Rhinoqurilla
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Somewhere Not-So-Cold with Mountains
Posts: 4,829
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Quote:
ubs wrote
I heard the porn industry's recent profits have been anti climactic due to the explosion of amateurs on the internet. I guess this is the new angle that they hope will save them.
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Nah, the porn industry is still screwed (no pun intended). Why would the average Joe fork out cash when she/he can get off for free with the likes of RedTube and YouPorn (especially in this economy)?
Wait just a minute-You expect me to believe-That all this misbehaving-Grew from one enchanted tree? And helpless to fight it-We should all be satisfied-With this magical explanation-For why the living die-And why it's hard to be a decent human being - David Bazan
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01-26-2009, 05:45 PM
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#4958
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Member
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Chicagoland
Posts: 125
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Speaking of teledildonics (note the link is NSFW).
Who wouldn't want to put their wang in a giant Mr Peanut shaped device with motorized belts, and it's only $150. Sign me up.
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01-26-2009, 05:53 PM
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#4959
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
Posts: 15,428
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"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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01-26-2009, 06:49 PM
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#4960
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
Posts: 15,428
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"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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01-26-2009, 07:37 PM
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#4961
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I Live Here
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Rocky Mountains, USA
Posts: 10,218
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Best Airline Passenger Complaint Letter Ever
By now I was actually starting to feel a little hypoglycaemic. I needed a sugar hit. Luckily there was a small cookie provided. It had caught my eye earlier due to it’s baffling presentation: [see image 4, above].
It appears to be in an evidence bag from the scene of a crime. A CRIME AGAINST BLOODY COOKING. Either that or some sort of back-street underground cookie, purchased off a gun-toting maniac high on his own supply of yeast. You certainly wouldn’t want to be caught carrying one of these through customs. Imagine biting into a piece of brass Richard. That would be softer on the teeth than the specimen above.
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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01-27-2009, 10:31 AM
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#4962
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I Live Here
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Rocky Mountains, USA
Posts: 10,218
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When IT has too much time on their hands:
Ethernet Soldier
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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01-27-2009, 10:57 AM
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#4963
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: prick up your ears
Posts: 20,553
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You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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01-27-2009, 06:06 PM
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#4964
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I Live Here
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Rocky Mountains, USA
Posts: 10,218
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Mother forgives driver, thanks God for killing her children
Police said 40-year-old Gabriel Del Risco, a man who had 26 traffic tickets in the past eight years, was responsible for the crash.
"In my heart, I lost my children. I don't hate him. I forgive him," Mirian Serrano said.
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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01-28-2009, 02:23 AM
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#4965
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I Live Here
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 23,211
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Quote:
psychodiva wrote
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Simple, express them in correct English. He won't understand a word of it.
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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