12-19-2009, 07:50 AM
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The two overweight geriatric ladies in front of me on a crowded escalator who step off the thing and then stand there.
Office xmas parties. Yes you're probably going to get laid, but you're going to regret it until at least March.
People who show up at the office sneezing and hacking phlegm. Look at me, I'm a model worker, giving you the opportunity to enjoy my filth.
Automated touch-tone hell, which is to 'customer service' what Hitler was to 'ethnic diversity'
Godwin's Law.
Cab drivers slathered in cologne that smells like kerosene mixed with Hawaiian Punch.
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12-28-2010, 08:41 AM
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#62
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Office Xmas parties that don't even take place in an office. Cheap fucks. The only enjoyable part of an office party is getting drunk and photocopying my arse -- how'm I supposed to do that at my boss's (!) apartment?
Filthy shit-burglars who go leave deadly gas bombs on the elevator.
Crate & Barrel.
Dinner guests who aren't carrying a bottle of wine when they arrive.
Fuckwads who leave a public bathroom shit-n-piss splattered for the next guy.
Ass-bandits who stroll five bodies abreast on busy sidewalks.
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12-28-2010, 09:39 AM
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#63
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I Live Here
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The arses who stand in doorways and smoke - so you have to walk THROUGH their fucking smoke to get in!!!
The idiots who drive at 40 Mph EVERYWHERE!!!!!!
The idiots who don't know what an indicator is for- or a roundabout!!!!!
That guy in the cinema who is really really tall
The unwashed- who fail to wash and then inflict it on all of us- and the extra smelly ones who decide that wearing too much perfume / aftershave will disguise the body-odour
Parents who think it is cute to take their kids to a nice restaurant and then let them run riot!!!
“'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." Fry
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12-28-2010, 09:50 AM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Sand.
And rocks.
Open sewage puddles.
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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12-28-2010, 09:52 AM
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He who walks among the theists
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Politicians who invoke 9/11 heroes in every other sentence of their speeches, then refuse to pass a bill for 9/11 first responders' health care needs, so that they can hook their rich buddies up with a tax break.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one."
George Bernard Shaw
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12-28-2010, 09:53 AM
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He who walks among the theists
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Wait staff that comes by your table to tell you your food will be right out, even though they don't have a clue whether that is actually true, because they haven't been back in the kitchen for a while.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one."
George Bernard Shaw
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01-02-2011, 09:18 AM
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Stinkin' Mod
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Quote:
psychodiva wrote
... the extra smelly ones ....
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Stop the Holy See men!
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01-02-2011, 12:58 PM
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Quote:
Smellyoldgit wrote
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if I remember correctly you do fail to live up to your name
“'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." Fry
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01-02-2011, 02:24 PM
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Stinkin' Mod
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Dammit - my cover's blown!
Stop the Holy See men!
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01-02-2011, 06:15 PM
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Cal
and er
Cal
“'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." Fry
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01-02-2011, 11:54 PM
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He who walks among the theists
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Quote:
psychodiva wrote
if I remember correctly you do fail to live up to your name
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Just the smelly part, right?
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one."
George Bernard Shaw
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01-03-2011, 12:45 AM
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I Live Here
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Back to the grievances...
Space invaders: especially when they stand right behind you in the supermarket like they were trying to start a fucking conga line. Back the fuck up mother fuckers.
also, people with no conception of their surroundings, who shamble around like it was the day of the triffids, wantonly wandering right into the path of people who have shit to do and don't need some vapid mooncalf drifting into their path
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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01-03-2011, 12:56 AM
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#73
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Atomic units. h = c = 1: Sure, it may be handy for you theory bastards, but it's almost impossible to figure out what the fuck your final expressions mean in terms of things I can measure, you shelfish arshemunchers.
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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01-03-2011, 02:16 AM
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#74
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I Live Here
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Quote:
nkb wrote
Just the smelly part, right?
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yeah
“'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." Fry
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01-03-2011, 02:17 AM
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#75
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I Live Here
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Quote:
Choobus wrote
Back to the grievances...
Space invaders: especially when they stand right behind you in the supermarket like they were trying to start a fucking conga line. Back the fuck up mother fuckers.
also, people with no conception of their surroundings, who shamble around like it was the day of the triffids, wantonly wandering right into the path of people who have shit to do and don't need some vapid mooncalf drifting into their path
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ditto- specially when combined with the smelly ones
“'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." Fry
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