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Old 05-19-2018, 10:13 AM   #5161
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Christians are comforted by their beliefs because they don't want to accept that they will die some day and their existence will end. They want to believe the injustice in the world is part of some grand plan and that all the people suffering in the world will have a second chance in the afterlife. Sounds nice, but sounding nice doesn't make it true.
This is one of the most succinct executive summaries of Christianity I’ve ever seen. Nice!
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Old 05-19-2018, 10:58 AM   #5162
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The Bible is a whole entity and not written for anyone to take ONE VERSE of it to proof text their point or in the case of this forum the contradiction of the Bible that MUST PROVE IT IS NOT TRUE.

It shows a clear lack of understanding of the Bible, and Christianity. What a bunch of retards.


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Just so that you understand, you fat, old, smelly, senile, ugly, papist bitch, the babble IS NOT a 'whole entity' as you put it. Don't you christards know anything, ffs?

Originally, what christards refer to as the babble was no more than a collection of INDEPENDENT documents written by various people at various times in various languages for various purposes. Today's babble consists of 66 books. They were written by 40 authors over a 2,000 year period. They were never intended to be incorporated into a single entity.

It was the first Council Of Nicea in 325 AD that initiated the process of creating the babble. This council only came about as a result of Arius Of Alexandria who was thought a heretic by other christards because he considered zombie boy a created being rather than divine. He also threatened to create the first babble.

The Council was called by Emperor Constantine I. Although Pope Sylvester I sent his representatives to the Council, he did not personally attend.

The Council, amongst other things, decided upon the first uniform christard doctrine and the nature of the relationship between zombie boy and lard ass. Now that is odd in itself since, if zombie boy really was fathered by the ghost of lard ass raping a virgin, then there was no need to establish the relationship since it was self evident. One therefore has to ask why it was necessary to establish the nature of the relationship between lard ass and zombie boy.

Over the decades, future Councils eventually decided which documents were to be included in the babble and which were not. The first babble to incorporate all 66 books under one cover was was published by St Jerome at the start of the 5th century AD.

This is why the babble makes no logical sense. It was never written to be a single logical entity. That's why parts of the babble are inconsistent with other parts.

Basically, it's a mish-mash of pieces of shit of various hues and consistencies.

Do I sound like a fuckin' people person?
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Old 05-19-2018, 11:02 AM   #5163
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you dirty, smelly, old, ugly, fat, senile papist bitch, ...
Hertz, you say you're a female and you're married!

You had me going for a while on the female part, but since you claim to be married, (that is obviously a lie), so you're probably lying about everything.

Liar Liar pants on fire!
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Old 05-19-2018, 11:07 AM   #5164
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Hertz, you say you're a female and you're married!

You had me going for a while on the female part, but since you claim to be married, (that is obviously a lie), so you're probably lying about everything.

Liar Liar pants on fire!
Who gives a shit what you believe you fat, bald ugly weirdo bastard christard with an IQ of 6.

You believe in lard ass, zombie boy and the babble, ffs so your belief system is shot to shit anyhoo.

I'm female and I'm happily married. Believe or don't believe. I couldn't give a rat's ass, fucktard.

Do I sound like a fuckin' people person?
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Old 05-19-2018, 11:22 AM   #5165
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Hertz, you say you're a female and you're married!

You had me going for a while on the female part, but since you claim to be married, (that is obviously a lie), so you're probably lying about everything.

Liar Liar pants on fire!
Probably married to a fellow lesbian and living a life in depravity and sin.

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Old 05-19-2018, 11:22 AM   #5166
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Why do JJ and Andrew believe in the Jesus story, but they don't believe Hertz is female and married?
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Old 05-19-2018, 11:33 AM   #5167
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If it's that they don't believe women can be vulgar, that's kind of sexist.

I'll take a page out of JJ's logic book and say that Hertz is vulgar and she's a woman, which shows that women can be vulgar so Hertz could be a woman.

Get what I'm saying? LOL.
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Old 05-19-2018, 12:34 PM   #5168
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Have you considered the possibility that Androol & Maryjj may just a pair of Trolling Fuckwits and not interested or capable of any level of rational engagement? The title of the thread might give it away ....

Stop the Holy See men!
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Old 05-19-2018, 12:43 PM   #5169
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Ha ha. Yes, I know. I should really find something better to do.

I suppose I could make an effort to spend more time with real life people but I'm so lazy and people in my city aren't very friendly.
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Old 05-19-2018, 12:49 PM   #5170
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Probably married to a fellow lesbian and living a life in depravity and sin.

JJ
Maybe, but I've never heard such an ugly mouth on a female. And for such a hateful person to be married?? I just have no idea what "IT" is.
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Old 05-19-2018, 12:50 PM   #5171
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It is kind of a satisfying stress reliever to play “whack-a-troll” once in awhile tho.

The fun does eventually reach a point of diminishing returns tho.
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Old 05-19-2018, 12:50 PM   #5172
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If it's that they don't believe women can be vulgar, that's kind of sexist.

I'll take a page out of JJ's logic book and say that Hertz is vulgar and she's a woman, which shows that women can be vulgar so Hertz could be a woman.

Get what I'm saying? LOL.
I totally agree women can be vulgar, and I believed Hertz when it rationalized its position that way,.

But common, not vulgar like Hertz is. It is beyond the pale
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Old 05-19-2018, 12:57 PM   #5173
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Why do JJ and Andrew believe in the Jesus story, but they don't believe Hertz is female and married?
Because Hertz actually exists and in their world actual reality isn’t real but fairy stories are true.
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Old 05-19-2018, 01:07 PM   #5174
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If you were going to make a drinking game or bingo card for this thread/forum, what would you put on it?

I'd include Andrew talking like a sex pest.
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Old 05-19-2018, 01:40 PM   #5175
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Pascal’s wager proffered forth in some variation.

Lyrics to a lame early 80s song in a JJ post.
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