01-10-2012, 05:07 PM
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#721
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Junior Member
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: In a house
Posts: 46
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Kate, yours looks cooler.
People who want to share their religious views with you never want you to share yours with them.
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01-11-2012, 07:41 AM
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#722
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He who walks among the theists
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: The Big D
Posts: 12,119
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Quote:
doG wrote
Kate, yours looks cooler.
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And makes more sense.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one."
George Bernard Shaw
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01-11-2012, 10:14 PM
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#723
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 1,902
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Egor wrote
But this is not the highest level of human mental functioning anymore than the peristalsis that leads to a good poop is a victory of human achievement.
Quote:
nkb wrote
Well, in your case, a good poop is a victory of achievement for you.
Incidentally, we usually can't tell whether you've taken a good dump, or posted something you think is profound. It looks and smells about the same.
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Hilarious!
"If God inspired the Bible, why is it such a piece of shit?" (Kaziglu Bey)
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01-12-2012, 07:31 AM
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#724
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Planet Earth
Posts: 1,727
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Quote:
Ex Atheist wrote
No one is a true Atheist.
Davin wrote:
Look at this quote, now look at your username. Now look back at this quote, now look back at your username. You're a liar.
Comment: This is destined to become a classic.
I thought you said you didn't care what any of us thought? So, you do care? I do wish you would make up your mind already. - NKB
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02-18-2012, 04:21 PM
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#725
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: The Mongrel Nation
Posts: 4,839
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Quote:
ghoulslime wrote
Ah, Brick! You are such a charmer! Quality chicks really go for a miserly homeless man lookalike with a good pick up line and a superior sense of fiscal responsibility. “Hey, baby! I’ll go halves with you on some birth control pills, if you agree to sit on my 2.73 inch long penis for 5.4 minutes!”
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Brick will bring the metronome
thank goodness he's on our side
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07-05-2012, 09:36 AM
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#726
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I Live Here
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 9,613
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Some Old Git wrote
Quote:
This Chugger recently wrote this heap of steaming shite containing so much wrong and fail, it can’t even get a toe-hold on the bottom rung of a total fail & wrong ladder.
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and made me LAFF!!!
“'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." Fry
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08-04-2012, 05:54 AM
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#727
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I Live Here
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 9,613
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Another one made me Laff - so well-written
Quote:
sgt8 wrote
Read Davin's gravity analogy again. No, read it again. And again and again. Read it again and again, a thousand times, a hundred thousand times if need be, till you get it. Don't post anything else until you get it. If you repeatedly fail to get it, keep reading it. If you die a doddering old man and still haven't got it, get whoever is weak-headed enough to care about you to make it the epitaph on your grave. Write it down on a piece of paper and carry it around with you. Stitch it to your skin if necessary. Tattoo it on your dog's ass. Teach your kids Uncle Davin's Gravity Analogy in the form of a poem and have them recite it to you everyday (I think they will get it before you do). Give them candy when they do.
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“'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." Fry
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08-10-2012, 01:38 AM
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#728
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,616
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sgt8 is on a jerry-induced roll!
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Let me make this perfectly clear to your feeble intellect that you have answered nothing for over 500+ posts. Just made random-sounding noises and been upended and fucked up the ass by various people on this forum. Even though you are too stupid to understand this you lowlife, you are marginally sentient and that invokes pity enough in us and we are compelled to tell you the truth. Some people, such as myself, have been generous enough with our time to try and school you. But even our endless patience and goodwill, ginormous though they are, have limits. However, since you express true curiosity with your question, young acolyte, I shall enlighten you with an answer one last time. Listen close and take notes. There will be a quiz afterwards.
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Stop the Holy See men!
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08-11-2012, 03:38 AM
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#729
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I Live Here
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 9,613
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Quote:
Irreligious wrote
Well, if it's dogma, it's the same dogma that you and everybody else buys into. Claims, especially incredible ones, require evidence before anybody is compelled to accept them as factual. You don't accept the existence of leprachauns without evidence and we don't accept the existence of gods without evidence. What's good enough for you is good enough for us.
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simple is good
“'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." Fry
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09-06-2012, 07:25 AM
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#730
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,616
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Beautiful
Quote:
Amongst other truths, Slimer wrote
You are a demonstrated dolt, Jerry50/50. You are an asinine dolt – a truly gifted butt-crack clown, just one or two more clowns away from becoming a complete ass clown circus. You are a liar, a hypocrite, a projection artist, a jackass, a fool who is one neuron shy of a successful synapse, and overall a vile turd without even a few pieces of recyclable sweet corn in it to lend yourself any merit at all.
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Stop the Holy See men!
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09-06-2012, 02:14 PM
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#731
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 20,925
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Quote:
Smellyoldgit wrote
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I'd like to thank my agent for helping me to make this happen, and Jerry50/50's grandmother, who incidentally is also my agent, and of course Jesus, who is Jerry50/50's grandmother and my agent.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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08-11-2013, 12:56 PM
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#732
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,616
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Despite ILJ being a bit of a cunt, this was slightly entertaining in Jerry's education for the under 5's class:
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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BELIEF IN A DISBELIEF YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
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Stop the Holy See men!
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01-06-2014, 01:17 PM
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#733
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 2,395
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"His demise was further accelerated by his arrest for shoplifting three pairs of women's red knickers from Tesco's"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colin_Jordan
Use foolproof airtight logic on a mind that's closed and you're dead. - William J. Reilly, Opening Closed Minds
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01-07-2014, 10:44 AM
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#734
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 5,158
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Only a "bit of a cunt"?
A theist is just an atheist with a space in it.
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05-22-2014, 03:41 AM
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#735
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Banned
Join Date: May 2014
Posts: 10
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Believe nothing, No matter where you read it, Or who has said it, Not even if I have said it, Unless it agrees with your own reason And your own common sense.
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