Dolphins stupid as well as evil

[a different tim]

It came up on a long ago thread that dolphins are evil. It now appears that they are stupid as well.

Paul Manger, of the University of Witwatersrand, suggests that most of dolphin brains are taken up with glial cells, which produce heat, rather than neurons, and that most of the dolphin brain is a thermoregulatory organ. Manger has a long record of peer reviewed dolphin brain research.

"If dolphins were really intelligent, they would jump tuna nets", he is reported to have said, in yesterday's Guardian. They don't jump barriers separating them in marine parks because the idea "does not cross their unsophisticated minds". They jump through hoops purely for food.

Dolphins. Total bastards. Fight the dolphin menace now, before they enslave us to their perverse lusts!

Don't worry - turns out they're not so intelligent on land.

Aren't dolphins one of the few animals to have sex purely for pleasure, or is that an urban myth?

one of my stranger find on the internet

http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

a different tim wrote

It came up on a long ago thread that dolphins are evil. It now appears that they are stupid as well.

Paul Manger, of the University of Witwatersrand, suggests that most of dolphin brains are taken up with glial cells, which produce heat, rather than neurons, and that most of the dolphin brain is a thermoregulatory organ. Manger has a long record of peer reviewed dolphin brain research.

"If dolphins were really intelligent, they would jump tuna nets", he is reported to have said, in yesterday's Guardian. They don't jump barriers separating them in marine parks because the idea "does not cross their unsophisticated minds". They jump through hoops purely for food.

Dolphins. Total bastards. Fight the dolphin menace now, before they enslave us to their perverse lusts!

Yeah, they must have some sort of religious delusions. Maybe they are like the Spartans, just omitting the middleman in their removal of unwanted progeny. Sure we didn't evolve form dolphins? :D

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logarithm wrote

Sure we didn't evolve form dolphins? :D

My daddy ain't no dolphin.


If we evolved from dolphins, how come there are still dolphins?

darwinfish wrote

one of my stranger find on the internet

http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

that's uh... wow... yeah... ugh...

darwinfish wrote

one of my stranger find on the internet

http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

Watch it darwin, you got me hard.

... What if a woman wants to have sex with the dolphin?

[ghoulslime]

snap crafter wrote

Watch it darwin, you got me hard.

... What if a woman wants to have sex with the dolphin?

That’s a no brainer, man! The chick just hangs around dolphin bars in provocative clothing, until some horny dolphin who is too drunk to realize it is a human chick gets a wiff of that tuna fish coming from between her legs.

ghoulslime wrote

That’s a no brainer, man! The chick just hangs around dolphin bars in provocative clothing, until some horny dolphin who is too drunk to realize it is a human chick gets a wiff of that tuna fish coming from between her legs.

Ghoulslime! My god! Where have you been?!?!

[ghoulslime]

snap crafter wrote

Ghoulslime! My god! Where have you been?!?!

Goddamn work just has me too busy for anything else. Somebody has to pay for the bombs for Christians to drop on people in dirt huts, war on drugs, war against prostitution, war against science, etc. Somebody has to pay for it and it might as well be me, right?

snap crafter wrote

Watch it darwin, you got me hard.

... What if a woman wants to have sex with the dolphin?

I believe the artical says that would be dangerous, as the dolphin's penis is very large to begin with, and they thrust violently, not to mention when they ejaculate, it goes several feet...

Baphomet wrote

I believe the artical says that would be dangerous, as the dolphin's penis is very large to begin with, and they thrust violently, not to mention when they ejaculate, it goes several feet...

I really hope they measured that distance out of the water. Several feet underwater is bullet speed in the air. Though, in the past, I have hit the ceiling when pulling out while doing it standing up......:o

Baphomet wrote

I believe the artical says that would be dangerous, as the dolphin's penis is very large to begin with, and they thrust violently, not to mention when they ejaculate, it goes several feet...

This is by far the oddest conversation I've had in a long while. It was appearently enough to snap their neck.

But it seems that dolphin-humping is only for men to enjoy. Eh, All the more dolphins to go around!

snap crafter wrote

This is by far the oddest conversation I've had in a long while. It was appearently enough to snap their neck.

But it seems that dolphin-humping is only for men to enjoy. Eh, All the more dolphins to go around!

No prob. You can have mine.....