06-25-2010, 09:40 AM
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Organ Donator
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Beastly Muck
Posts: 13,136
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What did you use bollocks for?
I don't even wanna know.
I wanna know every detail.
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06-25-2010, 09:42 AM
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#32
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I Live Here
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 9,613
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I think it was part of the 'Full English'
“'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." Fry
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06-25-2010, 10:47 AM
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#33
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Oxford, UK.
Posts: 2,330
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Kate, you said you were going to tell terrible lies but that was all pretty much true.
"You care for nothing but shooting, dogs and rat-catching, and will be a disgrace to yourself and all your family"
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06-25-2010, 11:08 AM
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#34
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I Live Here
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 9,613
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sorry I missed you blame the mad girl I went to see
“'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." Fry
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06-25-2010, 04:53 PM
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#35
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: May 2005
Location: U.K. London
Posts: 1,987
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Just spent a lovely evening with a couple of Ravers who convinced me to check back in on the forum. Been a long while and whilst time doesn't permit at the mo, with the impending summer I should have a little more time on my hands to do some long overdue catching up.
I gather that Cal's runaway train of thought has careered off the tracks. It will be interesting to check in with him after all this time although I suspect such interest will be short-lived but I'll see what I can do!
Anyway it was great to see Smelly again and fantastic to meet the charming Kate. Hope you have a safe trip back. Congrtats to Smelly on what sounded like a stonking trip and an excellent introduction to our fair isle!
Looking forward to seeing the photos of your trip (especially all those sheep!) and to checking back in soon.
Invisibility and nothingness look an awful lot alike.
Last edited by The Judge; 06-25-2010 at 04:55 PM.
Reason: Been a while; forgot how bloody smilies worked!
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06-25-2010, 05:13 PM
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#36
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,616
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I was kicked into taking a photo of this;
... and Kate keeps calling me a douche - I'm so confused.
Stop the Holy See men!
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06-25-2010, 05:41 PM
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#37
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 20,925
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I'm so jealous, I could just shit in my pants!
Oops! BRB!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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06-26-2010, 11:40 AM
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#38
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I Live Here
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 23,211
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Quote:
psychodiva wrote
yayy! and I bet it's delivered with aplomb
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And apricot as well.
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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06-26-2010, 11:47 AM
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#39
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I Live Here
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 9,613
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with sauce?
“'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." Fry
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06-26-2010, 12:11 PM
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#40
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I Live Here
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 23,211
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Quote:
psychodiva wrote
with sauce?
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Sauce made from one plomb, one pricot and one pple.
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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06-26-2010, 02:56 PM
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#41
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,616
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I've never been so embarrassed in my life.
Crazy merkin wench picking on some poor Yorkshire rugby type in the ' elevator' about some domestic dietary outcomes. I had to flinch in shame at the outburst. Hope I can survive the last night.
Stop the Holy See men!
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06-26-2010, 03:19 PM
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#42
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
Posts: 15,428
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He started it!!
Fookin twatts.
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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06-27-2010, 03:36 AM
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#43
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I Live Here
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 9,613
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you got that accent just right now Kate- I'm proud of you
what was the debate about?
“'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." Fry
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06-27-2010, 04:01 AM
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#44
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,616
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Well, after a week of linguistic and culinary chaos, the merkin wench has been safely smuggled through customs and awaits her well earned full body search. Yup – she saw plenty of real English meat – our butchers are proud of their displays this time of year when the fresh lamb and well coiled Cumberland sausages are on proud display!
Katers loves her pie – and Bristol’s Pieminister presented a fine challenge;
Would have been nice to wash it all down with some godly beers:
...but they make me itch.
I was forced into a night of drunken debauchery with a pair of cider & wine slushers somewhere in carrot crunching land:
Boy how I suffered!!
Stop the Holy See men!
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06-27-2010, 04:02 AM
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#45
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,616
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I was amazed at Kate’s knowledge of things green & weedy – I’ve learned more about slimy moss and neatly trimmed bushes than I could ever imagine! --- and our ancient oaks really satisfied her love of prime English wood.
After many years, she finally met her bitch – and they groped lustfully in the Bath:
We also indulged in a threesome of muffin gs:
The Judge used his i-phone apps with great success to rustle up a cheap meal in Covent Garden:
.... and what trip would be complete without a riotous gathering of hooligans to watch a football match – we almost didn’t get in!
Stop the Holy See men!
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