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08-15-2015, 09:14 AM
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Another two-line limerick, the only one I've ever seen up until now-
There was a young man named Fürster Fucked his girl 'til he burst 'er |
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08-15-2015, 01:52 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2012
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I used to have a hard cover book titled "Lusty Limericks". Can't find it anymore. Do recall that many of the contents began with, "There was a young man from Nantucket...."
https://www.google.ca/search?client=...TdJ8PAMP-7huAP  Use foolproof airtight logic on a mind that's closed and you're dead. - William J. Reilly, Opening Closed Minds |
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08-15-2015, 04:33 PM
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I've one called "1700 Dirty Limericks". It has the Nantucket one in it.
Now, back to the thread's regular programming before GS makes us part of the edibles... |
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08-16-2015, 08:10 AM
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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it." Years back, I was in a business event with lots of other business types dressed in suits. ...And I met a man who introduced himself, and said that he was from Nantucket. Of course, I was stunned to silence for a moment, and then confirmed, "Nantucket?" Everybody nearby who knew me burst into laughter. This poor guy just looked around uneasily, and said, "Yes, it's near Martha's Vineyard." I just said, "Well, it's very nice to meet you." The poor guy! There were jokes going on all that day about stains on his chin and his greasy looking ear, etc. The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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09-14-2015, 07:54 PM
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 The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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09-14-2015, 07:54 PM
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 The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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09-15-2015, 01:58 PM
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Use foolproof airtight logic on a mind that's closed and you're dead. - William J. Reilly, Opening Closed Minds |
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09-21-2015, 07:38 AM
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Jesus is watching over you? Yeah?
 Well, fuck you and Jesus, too! The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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09-21-2015, 02:51 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Great Ocean Road
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Like taking candy from a baby!
Once you are dead, you are nothing. Graffito, Pompeii |
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09-22-2015, 12:27 PM
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 Bunny steals my cookie, he's what's for dinner! Though that kid could do without a cookie or two. |
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03-06-2016, 09:39 AM
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This thread is looking kind of dusty. Has anything amazing happened in the fantastic world of imaginary friends? Did Jesus come back yet?
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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03-06-2016, 02:52 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
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 Stop the Holy See men! |
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03-06-2016, 03:16 PM
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Join Date: May 2015
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Jesus came back. I saw him A couple weeks ago down at the comic book store playing magic the gathering
He was wearing a truckers hat. Trying to be a bit hipster. But, as always, he's years late to the party. He's working odd jobs right now. Some interior house painting. Delivering pizzas a couple nights a week. He told me to tell you hi. I forgot. Sorry. |
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04-30-2016, 07:51 AM
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Location: Los Angeles, CA
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The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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04-30-2016, 05:02 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: The Mongrel Nation
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thank goodness he's on our side |
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