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Chinga tu madre, Jesús! ¡Oh! Ya! Ja, ja, ja!
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07-27-2012, 04:51 PM
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The Bible doesn't say whether or not Jesus repeatedly recycled his underpants until the skid marks made crunchy sounds when he walked,
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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07-29-2012, 04:31 AM
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 Please tell me again how Jesus impregnated his own mother so that he could come down to Earth to be tortured and die for three days so that he could save us all from what he will do to us if we don’t eat his flesh and drink his blood and give him eternal saccharine adoration! Silly Christians! Myths are for kids! The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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07-29-2012, 04:34 AM
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The Second Coming of Jesus
 What if Jesus has already returned, but nobody believed him this time?  I am the Way, the Truth, and the Life and NO MAN comes to the Father but by me...hic...burp! The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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07-29-2012, 05:16 AM
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 Stop the Holy See men! |
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07-30-2012, 09:27 PM
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The Bible doesn’t say whether or not Jesus was a compulsive masturbator, but he probably was.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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07-31-2012, 02:28 AM
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The Bible doesn’t say whether or not Jesus ever shat in the bathtub and then reenacted World War 2 U-boat scenes with his turds, but he probably did.
Are you ready, kids? Aye, Captain Jesus! The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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07-31-2012, 07:38 AM
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Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me. |
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07-31-2012, 08:09 AM
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Stop the Holy See men! |
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07-31-2012, 08:35 AM
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That's a case for Diva! I just don't fucking understand.
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07-31-2012, 11:03 AM
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Holy. Fucksticks.
That is messed up. "child cannabalism enthusiast". I could've gone my entire life without coming across that term and been okay with that. |
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07-31-2012, 03:10 PM
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Jesus fucking leprechauns! Fantasies of killing dismembering and eating children! But he would never REALLY do that, so it makes him a good Christian, you see?
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07-31-2012, 07:07 PM
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And Jesus said unto them, “Blessed are the Tourette’s sufferers for…shit, piss, cock, motherfucker!”
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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08-03-2012, 07:06 PM
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 Honesty - it's a Christian virtue!  The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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08-03-2012, 07:07 PM
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