Quote:
Philboid Studge wrote
Sharts, by Just Kilme
I think that I shall never start
A prayer as lovely as a shart.
A shart whose sticky streak is prest
Against my tighty whitey's best;
A shart that looks at God all day,
And mocks the fact there's Hell to pay;
A shart that sticks to underwear
And lingers long upon the chair;
Upon whose linens brown has lain;
Aromatic stripes remain.
Prayers are made when our souls part,
But only arseholes make a shart.
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Ah!
This one brings a tear to my eye and a juicy fart to my ass.
Oh, Jesus, won't you tease us with your long brown hair!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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