Ode to a shitlord

[Philboid Studge]

Sharts, by Just Kilme

I think that I shall never start
A prayer as lovely as a shart.

A shart whose sticky streak is prest
Against my tighty whitey's best;

A shart that looks at God all day,
And mocks the fact there's Hell to pay;

A shart that sticks to underwear
And lingers long upon the chair;

Upon whose linens brown has lain;
Aromatic stripes remain.

Prayers are made when our souls part,
But only arseholes make a shart.

[ghoulslime]

Philboid Studge wrote

Sharts, by Just Kilme

I think that I shall never start
A prayer as lovely as a shart.

A shart whose sticky streak is prest
Against my tighty whitey's best;

A shart that looks at God all day,
And mocks the fact there's Hell to pay;

A shart that sticks to underwear
And lingers long upon the chair;

Upon whose linens brown has lain;
Aromatic stripes remain.

Prayers are made when our souls part,
But only arseholes make a shart.

Ah!

This one brings a tear to my eye and a juicy fart to my ass.

Oh, Jesus, won't you tease us with your long brown hair!