Old 06-06-2011, 03:45 AM   #61
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Always thought this vile veggie stuff was vastly overrated.

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AN inquiry was launched last night into why it has taken more than a week to trace the Ecoli outbreak to the foulest of all vegetables.

As hundreds of innocent cucumbers were dragged behind horses through the streets of Hamburg, beansprouts, the weasels of the vegetable kingdom, watched and cackled from an upstairs window.

But now the tasteless, wind-inducing perverts are on the run after scientists confirmed what everyone had suspected all along.



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Old 06-06-2011, 10:05 AM   #62
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see- my pasties are so much better than beansprouts!!!


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Old 06-06-2011, 10:07 AM   #63
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Old 06-06-2011, 10:15 AM   #64
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nah- they would melt in the oven

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Old 07-23-2011, 11:00 AM   #65
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What to serve for dinner when it's 104 fucking degrees outside? (40°C)

chilled zucchini soup
taramasalata on pita
macaroni with arugula (served at room temp -- i.e., 104 fucking degrees)
cucumber-wakame salad
dessert: grapes

Cocktails: vinho verde while you prepare the meal; martinis right before; off-dry Riesling with meal; Prosecco with dessert; something or other later with the cigar ...

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Old 07-23-2011, 11:53 AM   #66
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What to serve for dinner when it's 104 fucking degrees outside? (40°C)
Well, just serve anything, man! Just do it inside, with the air conditioning on. Duh!

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Old 07-23-2011, 01:26 PM   #67
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Lucky bastards, freezing here & I dot a told.

Edit sorry: About to eat Jalfrezi followed by ice cream.

thank goodness he's on our side
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Old 07-23-2011, 02:16 PM   #68
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It's only 97 here, so I'm grilling out.

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Old 07-24-2011, 02:13 AM   #69
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had a lovely girly time with my daughter yesterday- went for lunch at The Bistro in Devizes and had the Persian Platter - houmous, lavash bread, falafels, baba ganoush, chilli jam, grilled haloumi cheese - NOM NOM NOM!!!

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Old 07-24-2011, 02:30 AM   #70
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I threw together a cod, cannellini bean, onion & mushroom stew - lightly peppered, washed down with Salopian Golden Thread.
I have the windows open.

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Old 07-24-2011, 02:43 AM   #71
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and a visible trail I should think

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Old 07-24-2011, 03:36 AM   #72
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Well, just serve anything, man! Just do it inside, with the air conditioning on. Duh!
Well I'm being spare with the air-con because I'm very conscientious about my carbon footprint because I'm a cheap fuck.

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Old 11-24-2011, 05:32 AM   #73
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I'm responsible for the lobster bisque, bread, bubbly, and after dinner cigars. (Special guests will be privy to some special additional treats.)

The other guests at the meal have much to be thankful for; anyway they'll have their Phil.

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Old 11-25-2011, 01:44 AM   #74
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Old 12-31-2011, 09:35 AM   #75
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Leek and mushroom soup, hand-cranked pasta, roasted eggplant, rosemary-infused bread (got a terra sigillata loaf pan on Jayzus' birthday), assorted greenery.

Champagne. Not Prosecco or cava or sparkling wine, but Dom Fucking Perignon. (Then Prosecco.)

Nat Sherman's house cigars.

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