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Old 03-31-2015, 05:29 PM   #6946
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Surely Christian rock and rap are an atheist plot to turn people away from religion.
Sweet diaper music of the Christ child! Radio stations in rural USA are flooded with these foulest of melodies. Oh, Lord! Give me the strength to rocka rocka rocka! Thy holy light makes me roll! Jack me off with a cheese grater! That shit is awful!

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Old 04-03-2015, 08:39 PM   #6947
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Old 04-03-2015, 08:40 PM   #6948
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Old 04-03-2015, 08:42 PM   #6949
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Happy Easter!

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Old 04-10-2015, 12:05 PM   #6950
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Old 04-11-2015, 06:49 PM   #6951
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I have finally accepted the love of Jesus into my life, but frankly, I am getting tired of him leaving used condoms on my nightstand.

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Old 04-13-2015, 09:08 PM   #6952
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I haven't found Jesus yet, but I have been checking all of the titty bars in Tijuana.

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Old 04-13-2015, 10:54 PM   #6953
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Iím not sure that I am prepared to open my heart to Jesus, but I would gladly expose my genitals to him.

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Old 04-14-2015, 07:17 PM   #6954
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It seems like that little boy found more than he was looking for, based on his expression... Just show me the REAL candy, perv!
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Old 04-15-2015, 07:19 PM   #6955
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Damn, just damn. That poor kid, lol.

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Old 04-20-2015, 03:09 AM   #6956
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Jesus Love Haiku

My love for Jesus
Burns like Christ when I go pee -
Should use a condom!

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Old 05-02-2015, 07:41 PM   #6957
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Holy Christ! My love for Jesus is so strong that I think I just had his asshole babies - one, two, three little brown children of divinity, swirling round and round on their way to paradise. In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost!


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Old 05-09-2015, 11:23 AM   #6958
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Mother's Day must be a confusing time for Jesus. Does he work the holy virgin angle, and send her a nice card from The Son? Does he tap that sweet ass again as The Father? Holy fucking Ghost, what does a guy like that do?

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Old 05-10-2015, 02:56 AM   #6959
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Mother's Day must be a confusing time for Jesus. Does he work the holy virgin angle, and send her a nice card from The Son? Does he tap that sweet ass again as The Father? Holy fucking Ghost, what does a guy like that do?
So he has to decide between giving his mother a card and having sex with her? Sounds like a regular hillbilly holiday.

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Old 05-10-2015, 09:00 AM   #6960
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So he has to decide between giving his mother a card and having sex with her? Sounds like a regular hillbilly holiday.
He moves in mysterious ways! He is truly fucking mysterious!

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