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Old 05-29-2009, 12:08 PM   #541
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Coinicidentally, Im not an amputee, but I am missing an arm since birth...

I remember in High School, someones creepy ass old granny walked up to me and "God can heal you"... After a second I realizes she must be talking about my arm... and some televagelist shit...

I told her: No thanks, Im happy this way, I dont like "change"... then asked 'If I was create in God's image, does that mean God has one arm (that, or the mufucker is far from perfect! lol)???

Why can your faith healer make my arm grow but God couldnt??? Is your faith healer more powerful than God???

Obviously, the lady scurried away in a haste!
Awesome, you put the Christ-psychosis infected woman in her place, the retarded idiot didn't realize it is better to have one arm that an infected malfunctioning brain.

One Hawkins is worth a billion Christ-psychotics.

Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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Old 05-29-2009, 12:11 PM   #542
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I once met a snake-handler who could, by the mere laying of hands, make an appendage grow to prodigious length and turgidity.
Hmmm...any of my LCTs ( libido care takers) can do that on command. All of them are certified "snake handlers"..

Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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Old 05-29-2009, 02:37 PM   #543
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Awesome, you put the Christ-psychosis infected woman in her place, the retarded idiot didn't realize it is better to have one arm that an infected malfunctioning brain.

One Hawkins is worth a billion Christ-psychotics.
Haha, indeed, and now that I think of it... I missed an awesome opportunity to have my 3rd leg healed!!! o.O w00t!
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Old 05-29-2009, 04:47 PM   #544
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One Hawkins is worth a billion Christ-psychotics.
Who's Hawkins?

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And the Catholic Cow sez: "The Inquisition was a legal proceeding.
Victims had rights, trials, etc."
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Old 05-29-2009, 04:51 PM   #545
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Don't you know anything? Simon Hawkins? World famous cosmetologist? Has a quadraphonic stereo?

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Old 05-29-2009, 04:55 PM   #546
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Don't you know anything? Simon Hawkins? World famous cosmetologist? Has a quadraphonic stereo?
Oh right, right, right. And he can grow back limbs, even ones that have never existed?! Awesome.

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Old 01-06-2010, 01:53 PM   #547
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Why won't god heal amputees?
I'll tell you why god won't heal amputees.

Cricket.

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Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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Old 01-06-2010, 02:00 PM   #548
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Check out some of the stories on the 'religion' link. Most chortleworthy.

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Old 10-02-2011, 06:26 AM   #549
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Old 02-19-2012, 04:49 AM   #550
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Old 02-19-2012, 06:20 AM   #551
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shhhhh...teh mysteriouz wayz
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Old 02-19-2012, 06:30 AM   #552
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That could be a massive step in evolutionary progress facilitated by jeebus. Just think how good that guy would be at rolling down a hill.

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Old 02-19-2012, 08:56 AM   #553
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what evolutionary advantage could that possibly offer?

I suppose a better argument could be that it is a mutation that he was born with but it has been proven that mutations are random so outside force need not to intervene.
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Old 02-19-2012, 09:31 AM   #554
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Shirley he'll be worth a fiver at this year's Gloucestershire cheese roll?
...... but the Isle of Man entry is still my favourite.

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Old 02-19-2012, 09:41 AM   #555
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I must admit that the Isle of Man entry is favourite, but my money is on Vitruvian Man.

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