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Old 06-18-2010, 05:30 PM   #7996
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I woke up with 17 mosquito bites on me. Where the fuck do mosquitoes even live in Shanghai? One of the mosquito bites is near my dick, really near. Only women mosquitoes suck, right? I have serious concerns that a gay mosquito has been sucking at my dick.
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Old 06-19-2010, 07:07 AM   #7997
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I woke up with 17 mosquito bites on me. Where the fuck do mosquitoes even live in Shanghai? One of the mosquito bites is near my dick, really near. Only women mosquitoes suck, right? I have serious concerns that a gay mosquito has been sucking at my dick.
you might have caught 'teh gay!' from it!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-19-2010, 01:16 PM   #7998
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you might have caught 'teh gay!' from it!!!!!!!!
Nah! I'm pretty sure you can only catch teh gay from looking at yourself while you are naked. I learned that in my little Mormon book about masturbation when I was but a wee lad.

I said, "butt wee."

Lads?
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Old 06-19-2010, 01:24 PM   #7999
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I woke up with 17 mosquito bites on me. Where the fuck do mosquitoes even live in Shanghai? One of the mosquito bites is near my dick, really near. Only women mosquitoes suck, right? I have serious concerns that a gay mosquito has been sucking at my dick.
I'd figure that gay mosquitos would confine themselves to mosquito dick, no?
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Old 06-19-2010, 01:47 PM   #8000
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I'd figure that gay mosquitos would confine themselves to mosquito dick, no?
Maybe they made an honest mistake ....
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Old 06-19-2010, 01:55 PM   #8001
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Maybe they made an honest mistake ....
See, I was not even trying to go there. But I knew you would. Eventually.
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Old 06-19-2010, 02:10 PM   #8002
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Hey!

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Old 06-19-2010, 03:31 PM   #8003
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Old 06-20-2010, 01:23 AM   #8004
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Could Catholic priests know something about Jesus' intentions that we non-registered-sex-offending types don't get?
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Old 06-21-2010, 01:14 PM   #8005
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5) He was thinking, "Shofar the little children."

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Old 06-21-2010, 03:03 PM   #8006
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5) He was thinking, "Shofar the little children."
Woooooooooooooooooo! Woooooooooooooooo! Hummahumma! Tekiah, shevarim-teruah, tekiah; tekiah, shevarim, tekiah; tekiah, teruah! That's the way daddy likes it!
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Old 06-22-2010, 06:41 AM   #8007
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4) "How do you think I feel, kid? I gotta walk out of here by myself."
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Old 06-22-2010, 10:30 AM   #8008
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3) "Smoke my cock, drink my piss, jack me off, and suck my asshole with a milkshake straw. I like it."
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Old 06-22-2010, 06:56 PM   #8009
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hehehehe!
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Old 06-23-2010, 03:32 AM   #8010
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2) As the physical incarnation of an omniscient god, he is well aware that anal sex really does hurt the first time.
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