So much for homosexuality being 'unnatural'

[ghoulslime]

Irreligious wrote

Homosexual women, on the whole, might not be down for that, though some straight women might be. Even a small number of straight men might be amenable, while some gay men might actually be appalled by the thought.

Humans are funny, aren't they?

Some very asstute observations!

Yeah, humans are some really strange creatures for damn sure! When you really think about it, sexual intercourse of any kind is really fucking ridiculous.

[ghoulslime]

Irreligious wrote

Adam's apple?

Those look like hog jowls to me. BTW, in some parts of the U.S., they're considered tasty eatings.

Oh, on the pig! I thought he was talking about the dog's big boner.

[ghoulslime]

I am not the only one who sometimes fantasizes about frothy, effervescent orgies with fish, am I? If not paraphyletic, gill-bearing, aquatic, craniate animals per se, any manner of marine life both fauna and flora?

Oh, swishy swishy, bust a move on that fishy!

[Professor Chaos]

[lostsheep]

ghoulslime wrote

Yeah, humans are some really strange creatures for damn sure! When you really think about it, sexual intercourse of any kind is really fucking ridiculous.

True. A friend of mine taped himself and his wife (engaging in sexual intercourse) thinking it would be sexy. He said he gained a new appreciation for the art of film pornography.

[Sol]

Consider ladies and gentlemen, crocuta crocuta Spotted Hyena, the females of which have levels of male hormones comparable to the males and develop imitation male genitalia. A hugely enlarged clitoris and a false scrotum, this pseudo-male genitalia contributes to very complex signalling behaviour between the females.

Some times, they don't know whether they are coming or going....

[ghoulslime]

Professor Chaos wrote

I'll reckon she smells of tuna.

[ghoulslime]

lostsheep wrote

True. A friend of mine taped himself and his wife (engaging in sexual intercourse) thinking it would be sexy. He said he gained a new appreciation for the art of film pornography.

Nice! LS, you hang out with a naughty crowd.

I suspect it might be easier to have an independent camera person for this sort of thing. I can't imagine how one would even begin to keep the camera still - like riding a bucking bronco.

Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. - Lord Chesterfield (1694 - 1773)

[ghoulslime]

Sol wrote

Consider ladies and gentlemen, crocuta crocuta Spotted Hyena, the females of which have levels of male hormones comparable to the males and develop imitation male genitalia. A hugely enlarged clitoris and a false scrotum, this pseudo-male genitalia contributes to very complex signalling behaviour between the females.

Some times, they don't know whether they are coming or going....

I've come across this dilemma a couple of times in Pattaya. When in doubt, fuck!

Beauty is in the brown eye of the beholder and all of that, you know?

[Smellyoldgit]

Sol wrote

Some times, they don't know whether they are coming or going....

And I thought you were just pulling a fast one - but sure enough, here's a very prominent female penis:



Shit, does this mean I have to take you seriously?

[Sol]

ghoulslime wrote

I've come across this dilemma a couple of times in Pattaya. When in doubt, fuck!

Beauty is in the brown eye of the beholder and all of that, you know?

I know... the chocolate starfish ain't always the problem, its the other bits and bobs. Which do you pull, push, bend or poke back in so it's outta the way ??

[Sol]

Smellyoldgit wrote

Shit, does this mean I have to take you seriously?

Yes

[Eternal]

Sol wrote

I know... the chocolate starfish ain't always the problem, its the other bits and bobs. Which do you pull, push, bend or poke back in so it's outta the way ??

On the bright side, it makes being able to say 'go fuck yourself' in hyena a lot more literal.

[ghoulslime]

Sol wrote

I know... the chocolate starfish ain't always the problem, its the other bits and bobs. Which do you pull, push, bend or poke back in so it's outta the way ??

Yeah, it's a troubling issue for sure! I make it my standard policy to never fuck a girl who has a dick bigger than two inches.

[ghoulslime]

Eternal wrote

On the bright side, it makes being able to say 'go fuck yourself' in hyena a lot more literal.

A luminous observation for certain! If you could fuck yourself, would you? I've often watched a dog lick his own dick and balls, and thought to myself, "What a remarkable skill! I would trade at least one of my opposable thumbs for that. Hell, if you could lick your own balls, why would you even need to leave the house?"