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Old 06-26-2014, 12:44 AM   #1
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Never Thought it Would Happen.. but I Have Been Converted
After all these years of godlessness... I never thought the day would come. After playing God of War (1-3) and watching several documentaries... I am now a new man. Words cannot describe just how incredible this transformation is. It's like I've been staring at the hole of light just outside the womb... but I couldn't reach it yet; at least, not as an atheist. Now, I have taken grip of the outer edges of that hole and have relinquished its entrapment of me.

Zeus has really changed the way I live and the best part is... nobody can disprove his existence. Though, the proof is everywhere if you just take some time out of your secular minds to witness the beauty. Do you think that clusters of fluff just below the atmosphere produce phenomena like lightning? You are insane and need to be hospitalized.

I would like to give thanks to this community... you have treated me well but I have found greener pastures.
I hear Bovina gives incredibly good blowjobs. What do you think Choobus?
anyone who can swallow the catholic turdology with such enthusiasm must have practically no gag reflex
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Old 06-26-2014, 07:07 AM   #2
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I never liked Zeus, obviously Ra is the true god.
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Old 06-26-2014, 10:58 AM   #3
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I would prefer if you didn't blaspheme and actually discussed Gods that exist. Thank you.
I hear Bovina gives incredibly good blowjobs. What do you think Choobus?
anyone who can swallow the catholic turdology with such enthusiasm must have practically no gag reflex
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Old 06-27-2014, 06:33 AM   #4
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I found the love of the leprechauns years ago. How could anyone deny their power? Test their power! Go ahead and test it. Rub your genitals vigorously for 10 or 15 minutes, and observe the power of the leprechauns in your life. Accept their love while you still may!
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Old 06-27-2014, 07:07 AM   #5
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Whoever doesn't worship Dionysus get out.
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Old 06-27-2014, 10:00 AM   #6
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I never liked Zeus, obviously Ra is the true god.
If either Zeus or Ra were a real true God, there would not exist such ambiguity in pronouncing their names. Is it Zoooooooooos, or Zeeeeeeus?

Is it RAW or Rah?

If I gotta worship one of them, I should at least know their name.....
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Old 06-27-2014, 10:10 AM   #7
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If any of you knew the real god you wouldn't dare speak its name
thank goodness he's on our side
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Old 06-27-2014, 11:19 AM   #8
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I knew god before it sold out.
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Old 06-27-2014, 06:39 PM   #9
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If either Zeus or Ra were a real true God, there would not exist such ambiguity in pronouncing their names. Is it Zoooooooooos, or Zeeeeeeus?

Is it RAW or Rah?

If I gotta worship one of them, I should at least know their name.....
I could never worship Ra. I just couldn't swallow it. I prefer my gods medium to well-done.
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Old 06-28-2014, 12:23 AM   #10
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I thought this was a forum of intellectuals.... STOP TALKIN AS IF U ARE AND DISRESPECTING GOD
I hear Bovina gives incredibly good blowjobs. What do you think Choobus?
anyone who can swallow the catholic turdology with such enthusiasm must have practically no gag reflex
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Old 06-28-2014, 09:24 AM   #11
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You uncouth heathens will suffer greatly for your blasphemy against the one true god.
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Old 06-18-2015, 11:48 AM   #12
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After all these years of godlessness... I never thought the day would come. After playing God of War (1-3) and watching several documentaries... I am now a new man. Words cannot describe just how incredible this transformation is. It's like I've been staring at the hole of light just outside the womb... but I couldn't reach it yet; at least, not as an atheist. Now, I have taken grip of the outer edges of that hole and have relinquished its entrapment of me.

Zeus has really changed the way I live and the best part is... nobody can disprove his existence. Though, the proof is everywhere if you just take some time out of your secular minds to witness the beauty. Do you think that clusters of fluff just below the atmosphere produce phenomena like lightning? You are insane and need to be hospitalized.

I would like to give thanks to this community... you have treated me well but I have found greener pastures.
very funny.
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Old 06-18-2015, 04:01 PM   #13
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very funny.
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Old 06-18-2015, 05:52 PM   #14
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That is a classic. And funny as ever. I remember seeing this on vhs in the early 90s. It got copied and passed around a lot. Praise Jesus!!
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