06-30-2006, 01:15 AM
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go on, try the stranger.....
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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06-30-2006, 07:15 AM
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#47
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use both at the same time--that's the only way to wank. The only way. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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06-30-2006, 07:16 AM
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I Live Here
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Location: Rocky Mountains, USA
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Quote:
Rocketman the Sequel wrote
use both at the same time--that's the only way to wank. The only way. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Then which hand do I type with?
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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06-30-2006, 07:16 AM
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I Live Here
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Quote:
Rocketman the Sequel wrote
use both at the same time--that's the only way to wank. The only way. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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you mean the power wank..... spank that monkey like it owes you money
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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06-30-2006, 08:49 AM
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Obsessed Member
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I heard that if someone is left handed it used to be considered as a sign of demonic possession in the middle ages.
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06-30-2006, 08:54 AM
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You're so right, Dexter:
From the Online Etymology Dictionary:
sinister
1411, "prompted by malice or ill-will," from O.Fr. sinistre "contrary, unfavorable, to the left," from L. sinister "left, on the left side" (opposite of dexter), perhaps from base *sen- and meaning prop. "the slower or weaker hand" [Tucker], but Buck suggests it's a euphemism (see left), connected with the root of Skt. saniyan "more useful, more advantageous." The L. word was used in augury in the sense of "unlucky, unfavorable" (omens, especially bird flights, seen on the left hand were regarded as portending misfortune), and thus sinister acquired a sense of "harmful, unfavorable, adverse." This was from Gk. influence, reflecting the early Gk. practice of facing north when observing omens; in genuine Roman auspices, the left was favorable. Bend (not "bar") sinister in heraldry indicates illegitimacy and preserves the lit. sense of "on the left side."
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La propriété, c'est le vol ...
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06-30-2006, 01:09 PM
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Quote:
JU Mike wrote
I heard that if someone is left handed it used to be considered as a sign of demonic possession in the middle ages.
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*looks at the research*
They were right!
"When science was in its infancy, religion tried to strangle it in its cradle." - Robert G. Ingersoll
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06-30-2006, 03:59 PM
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Quote:
Choobus wrote
Quote:
Rocketman the Sequel wrote
use both at the same time--that's the only way to wank. The only way. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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you mean the power wank..... spank that monkey like it owes you money
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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07-02-2006, 02:30 AM
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are you asking if we use one hand or the other hand more?
well i use my left mostly... since the mouse is on the right.
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07-02-2006, 07:35 AM
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I Live Here
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Quote:
ranma1/2 wrote
are you asking if we use one hand or the other hand more?
well i use my left mostly... since the mouse is on the right.
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Those of us who have been around since before mice were computer accessories know the keystrokes necessary for screen and program control and manipulation, therefore we can maintain our preferred wanking hand whilst utilizing the left on the keyboard.
Then again, a cordless mouse set up on the left works quite well.
Get yourself a rotating monitor for the ultimate experience. Portrait... landscape... portrait.. landscape... Portrait! LANDSCAPE!!
Ah, I feel better now.
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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07-11-2006, 01:04 PM
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Quote:
Tenspace wrote
Quote:
Rocketman the Sequel wrote
use both at the same time--that's the only way to wank. The only way. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Then which hand do I type with?
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Oh just set the appropriate video clip up..light a candle--pour some wine. I know the small talk is obligatory--but it can build the tension somewhat.
My left hand is always ready to go--but my right needs a drink or two in it to warm to the whole "threesome idea." Once it gets going however, well--it always seems to go for that leather glove in the corner and is always bringing out that chinese finger torture puzzle thing. Ah well --to each its own. Keeps it interesting.
put on some mood music. position the cursor over the play button...and then hit it with your nose.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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07-12-2006, 09:57 AM
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Philboid Studge,
Ned Flanders was also a jeetard! :P
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07-12-2006, 11:32 AM
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Hmmm. I'm a righty when it comes to writing and throwing. But I kick left footed and I wank left handed. I also talk on the phone with my left ear. Wanking with my right hand is just weird. It is sort of like getting a high school handjob. Lots of dedication but not a lot of coordination...
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07-13-2006, 05:38 PM
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Quote:
CavKiller37 wrote
Hmmm. I'm a righty when it comes to writing and throwing. But I kick left footed and I wank left handed. I also talk on the phone with my left ear. Wanking with my right hand is just weird. It is sort of like getting a high school handjob. Lots of dedication but not a lot of coordination...
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Practice, practice, PRACTICE! That's the ticket!
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