Old 08-31-2006, 08:37 AM   #706
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Christ-psychotic Catherine Harris definitively deserves the "ShitLord" tittle...:)

Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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Old 08-31-2006, 09:36 AM   #707
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That picture practically screams "Pat Roberston has his hand up my skirt but protocol prevents me from saying anything about it."

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Old 09-01-2006, 10:48 AM   #708
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Old 09-01-2006, 10:53 AM   #709
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bump hump

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Old 09-01-2006, 07:53 PM   #710
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i second the motion.
A number two! How appropriate!

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Old 09-01-2006, 08:05 PM   #711
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Sorry, busy day

Clearly we have our shitlord: congratulations to

Katharine Harris, Shitlord XII keeper of the crypt

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Old 09-02-2006, 04:24 AM   #712
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Sorry, busy day

Clearly we have our shitlord: congratulations to

Katharine Harris, Shitlord XII keeper of the crypt
Would that be the "Crypt of Creation" as suited to a dried-up and inoperative individual?

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Old 09-08-2006, 06:09 AM   #713
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I'm looking at you, Ironalbatross.

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If God is real, and really is the Creator of the universe and all the laws that govern it, moral and physical, then what He says goes, right?
In the Bible, God says that those who disobey His moral laws cannot take part in the life He gave to them, and will eventually die.
He did this with Adam and Eve, He did this with Israel. God was actually with Israel in the time of the Old Testiment, so anyone who disobeyed His laws had to be punished at the time of the crime, rather than eventually.
That's some Shitlord-quality bilgewater you're pumping there, mister!

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Old 09-08-2006, 10:33 AM   #714
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Time's a-wastin', people. This shit ain't gonna take itself.

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Old 09-08-2006, 02:25 PM   #715
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so are we without a shitlord this week?

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Old 09-08-2006, 02:26 PM   #716
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Looks like it. I've scoured the news, and haven't found anything beyond standard fare pooprincedom.

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Old 09-08-2006, 02:30 PM   #717
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oh well, it wouldn't do to sully the office of shitlord by naming some pretender just to fill in. Unfortunately a week without a clear and present shitlord is all too rare.

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Old 09-08-2006, 02:33 PM   #718
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oh well, it wouldn't do to sully the office of shitlord by naming some pretender just to fill in. Unfortunately a week without a clear and present shitlord is all too rare.
I have a nomination, but it'll take some time to put together. Deep explanation and all. But this ShitLord will most certainly find himself in the news next week, so I suggest waiting until then.

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Old 09-08-2006, 03:53 PM   #719
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have we done the pope yet?
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Old 09-08-2006, 04:06 PM   #720
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No, not yet.

http://ravingatheist.com/forum/viewt...122509#p122509


And I second the motion. http://ravingatheist.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=5446
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