Old 06-12-2018, 01:10 PM   #9226
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4) He fucked the papist bitch up her ass, fell in, and now can't find his way out.

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Old 06-12-2018, 02:15 PM   #9227
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3) he found a jigsaw puzzle that said 6 to 8 years on the box, he's pretty sure he can do it in half that time.

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Old 06-12-2018, 03:20 PM   #9228
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2) He's trying to think up something witty for the Mighty Jack-off Thread ....

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Old 06-12-2018, 05:44 PM   #9229
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1) He finally figured out God's not real but he's too embarrassed to come talk to us about it.
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Old 06-12-2018, 05:47 PM   #9230
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Ten things less tedious and repetitive than JJ

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Old 06-12-2018, 06:26 PM   #9231
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9) Shitting oneself into oblivion after a nuclear vindaloo.

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Old 06-12-2018, 10:07 PM   #9232
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8) Counting the papist bitch's brain cells.

7) Counting android IQ6's brain cells.

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Old 06-12-2018, 11:35 PM   #9233
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8) Counting the papist bitch's brain cells.

7) Counting android IQ6's brain cells.
That's easy! 3 and 2

6) watching re-runs of the royal weddings. watching a video of any bloody wedding actually.

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Old 06-13-2018, 08:22 AM   #9234
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5) Counting and organizing two tons of pebbles by size and color.

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Old 06-13-2018, 03:44 PM   #9235
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Old 06-27-2018, 01:58 AM   #9236
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3) Watching KA plot weirdo sex pest android IQ 6's course to Washington (State then DC).

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Old 06-27-2018, 05:47 AM   #9237
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It's quite easy actually. He's wearing a sex offender ankle bracelet with GPS.

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Old 06-27-2018, 06:10 AM   #9238
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