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Old 11-16-2007, 01:18 PM   #31
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Oops. I committed the could care less sin. Quick! I need a penance.

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Old 11-16-2007, 01:21 PM   #32
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Or some nice mod could take the hit for me, like Jesus allegedly did for humankind.

Chaos, fix me. In post #26. Please.

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Old 11-16-2007, 01:38 PM   #33
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thou shalt have two martinis and a slice of pie--go and sin no more.
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Old 11-16-2007, 01:45 PM   #34
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Thanks, mod almighty.

"So many gods, so many creeds! So many paths that wind and wind, when just the art of being kind is all this sad world needs."
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Old 11-16-2007, 10:17 PM   #35
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yeah, well...
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Old 11-16-2007, 11:33 PM   #36
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PollyP is not real.
polyps are very real, I had 2 removed fro my colon last year!

If your calculator adds your inputs 2 and 3 and gets 5, but the real problem you were trying to solve was 2 plus 2, the machine gives the wrong answer for your problem. The machine isn\'t broken and yet it got the wrong answer. It was gullible and believed your lie and behaved accordingly. - Sternwallow
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Old 12-01-2007, 02:09 PM   #37
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Arkansas' Constitution of 1874 (Article 19, Section 1) states: "Atheists disqualified from holding office or testifying as witness. No person who denies the being of a God shall hold any office in the civil departments of this State, nor be competent to testify as a witness in any Court."[18]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discrim..._constitutions
Wow. Guess I won't have to worry about running for governor.
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Old 12-01-2007, 02:11 PM   #38
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Wow. Guess I won't have to worry about running for governor.
Better, you should consider running for governor, and take action to have this benighted and ridiculous law removed.
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Old 12-01-2007, 02:14 PM   #39
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Better, you should consider running for governor, and take action to have this benighted and ridiculous law removed.

Shoot, I could be the next Hillary Clinton. Only atheist. She's a good woman, you know.
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Old 12-01-2007, 02:16 PM   #40
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Shoot, I could be the next Hillary Clinton. Only atheist. She's a good woman, you know.
Go for it!
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Old 12-17-2007, 09:46 AM   #41
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Hmm...
God is so wonderful. Giving me another day to live.
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Old 12-17-2007, 09:49 AM   #42
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Old 12-17-2007, 09:50 AM   #43
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About 30,000 children die every day; that's about one brat every three seconds.

Thank you, God!

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Old 12-17-2007, 11:14 AM   #44
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God's been good to us. Things we eaisly take for granted...
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