Old 03-29-2016, 08:46 AM   #1
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Did Jesus exist?

Speaking as a Theist, I say Jesus existed.
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Old 03-29-2016, 09:47 AM   #2
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Hi Scott,

First read this thread; (The Incredible Edible Jesus), then call back.

thank goodness he's on our side
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Old 03-30-2016, 12:35 AM   #3
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No. Next!

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Old 03-30-2016, 05:26 AM   #4
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Jesus is alive and well. Here he is picking tomatoes in Mexico -

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Speaking as a non-christian, I don't care one flying fuck - but probably not.

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Old 03-30-2016, 08:02 PM   #6
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On what do you base this? Actual history books?
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Old 03-31-2016, 05:09 PM   #7
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On what do you base this? Actual history books?
But of course ....


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Old 04-01-2016, 01:35 AM   #8
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Is that a contemporary text?

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Old 04-01-2016, 04:36 AM   #9
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Well, it's certainly a con, and I hope only temporary!

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Old 04-01-2016, 09:10 AM   #10
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Haha. I think it might be the final exam before becoming a pastor or priest.

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Old 04-01-2016, 10:48 AM   #11
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Old 04-02-2016, 04:55 AM   #12
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Christians generally believe that Jesus was God, after he magically impregnated a virgin, and then emerged from her vagina nine months later, disappeared for 30 years, then turned up as the messiah. The evidence for this? A book which says so. What? Nothing more? No, thatís it, just a book. Are you fucking kidding me? Only a book? Nope, not kidding. Theyíre that fucking retarded.
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Old 04-03-2016, 02:58 AM   #13
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Did the young Jesus masturbate, or was he a good Catholic?

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Old 04-03-2016, 06:20 PM   #14
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If you believe, he doesn't even get masticated. If you don't believe, he's hard to swallow.

So, ScottD, are you a Master Troll?
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Oral Sex in Christ

In summary, we can say that the Scripture supports and even encourages the act of oral sex between loving heterosexual partners. Moreover, the Bible specifically encourages fellatio to completion (orgasm) with the female partner consuming or swallowing the ejaculate. This prevents spilling seed, which is an affront to the Lord, and also provides spiritual benefit to the receiving partner. Oral sex has the added benefits of preventing unwanted pregnancies and helping couples satisfy their sexual urges while preserving their chastity until marriage. For these reasons, all Christian men and women should feel confident and comfortable including oral sex as part of their sexual life in accordance with Godís will.

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