Old 12-25-2017, 03:04 PM   #31
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Fuck the turkey, I've just forced one of these down ....



.... then I'll probably open the drambuie!
Sober me up when the whole fuckfest is over.

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Old 12-26-2017, 08:20 AM   #32
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Does that say liquid luxury on the label? Do you like luxury?

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Old 12-26-2017, 09:40 AM   #33
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Fuck the turkey, I've just forced one of these down ....



.... then I'll probably open the drambuie!
Sober me up when the whole fuckfest is over.
From now until the end of the year, it is all about consuming leftovers! Don't stop until the bottles are dry!


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Old 12-26-2017, 09:42 AM   #34
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Does that say liquid luxury on the label? Do you like luxury?
hehehe!

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Old 12-26-2017, 11:35 AM   #35
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Looks like my life of luxury has taken its toll.

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Old 01-02-2018, 08:20 AM   #36
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Looks like I missed Christmas again... maybe this year I won't drink myself into oblivion around Christmas time.

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Old 01-02-2018, 09:46 AM   #37
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Hang on - I thought I was the village drunk!

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Old 01-02-2018, 11:50 AM   #38
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As if the holiday couldn't have been any worse, I was on the edge of death from man-flu for the whole miserable week.

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Old 01-02-2018, 12:09 PM   #39
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Man-flu is preferable to the sanctimonious drivel the christmas lovers spew.
I did succeed at "Whamageddon" this year - avoided recognising their seasonal flop "This Christmas" for a whole month!

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Old 01-03-2018, 06:43 AM   #40
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I was able to avoid most of the Christmas music, and for some stupid reason yesterday, the shop was still playing Christmas music.

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Old 01-17-2018, 08:24 PM   #41
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Do you like luxury?
Luxury? Is that anything like anal?

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Old 01-19-2018, 09:48 AM   #42
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Old 01-21-2018, 09:41 AM   #43
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Luxury? Is that anything like anal?
I'm pretty sure that the two christards, jerrypong and android666, do anal. They seem to talk enough shit.

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Old 01-21-2018, 05:18 PM   #44
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I was able to avoid most of the Christmas music, and for some stupid reason yesterday, the shop was still playing Christmas music.

Hah! Beat this for a Merry Christmas. Christmas day and I'm trapped in this hospital bed since Nov. 13.
One of those inflated beds with a matress that lets you slide around with ease. Great fun when they're changing your diaper. Anyway, what's this I hear - OMG, it's a Sally Ann Brass band, out in the hallway playing their repertoire of Christmas shopping music. Cheerist, but this has gotta be the most magic Xmas ever! Good thing there's a dress code for my room - gown and rubber gloves, or they might have gotten closer!
Finally, the serenade ceased. Bet they went home feeling all goody and having brightened the day of the geriatrics. Frankly, the screams of agony accompanying the therapies and treatments are almost as melodic.


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Old 01-22-2018, 07:38 AM   #45
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I guess they love captive audiences. I wonder if they also abduct people and then play the music for them in order to keep getting their fix the rest of the year.

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