Old 05-23-2005, 08:22 AM   #1
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"May evolution have no mercy on your descendants."


"May evolution have no mercy on your genes."

Or something to that affect. Any suggestions?
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Old 05-23-2005, 11:06 AM   #2
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May the catalytic organisms devour your flesh with rapid efficiency
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Old 05-23-2005, 11:58 AM   #3
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I prefer the Chaos Theory Curse: May the fluttering of a butterfly's wings send a typhoon into your family's trailer park.
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Old 05-23-2005, 12:48 PM   #4
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"May Cthulhu eat you first"
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Old 05-23-2005, 12:56 PM   #5
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Inverse Trust Theory: The more someone says, "Trust Me", the more likely you are to get screwed. CNN says, "Trust Lou Dobbs" so much, he's gotta be a baby-eater. Yum... Babies!

I've always liked, "May Natural Selection Run Its Course", but they never get it.

Or, "May [insert deity here] have [insert dogma here] on your [insert transcendental vessel here]."


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