Old 10-12-2005, 10:50 AM   #31
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5) they hate all sex, and they know that after marriage there will be none

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Old 10-12-2005, 05:33 PM   #32
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4) because sex is a sin....now quit whinning and hand me some vasaline.
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Old 10-12-2005, 06:28 PM   #33
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3) Because if the unmarried figure out sex is more fun than work they may not get a job and pay any tithing...

2) Because it's difficult enough to get asses in the pews... tell them there is someone waiting for them naked at home and there is even less of a chance of filling seats.

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Old 10-12-2005, 08:21 PM   #34
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And the Number 1 Reason the Catholic Church doesn't support sex before marriage:

1) It would take all the fun out of buggering the kids!

"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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Old 10-13-2005, 08:49 AM   #35
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And the Number 1 Reason the Catholic Church doesn't support sex before marriage:

1) It would take all the fun out of buggering the kids!
You gotta start a new one now... :)

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Old 10-13-2005, 09:33 AM   #36
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And the Number 1 Reason the Catholic Church doesn't support sex before marriage:

1) It would take all the fun out of buggering the kids!
You gotta start a new one now... :)
Okay, the new list!

"The Top Ten Reasons Jesus is building a civilization on Mars"

10) Heard that Noah was building another boat - doesn't want to hold his breath for forty days and nights again.

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Old 10-13-2005, 09:42 AM   #37
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9) There are no hammers or nails on Mars

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Old 10-13-2005, 11:29 AM   #38
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8) It's the only way to avoid all the bloody Christians

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Old 10-13-2005, 01:28 PM   #39
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7) Can make kiddie rape legal on Utopia Planitia
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:33 PM   #40
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6) Looking forward to sending Parture, along with the tax collectors, telephone sanitizers, and hairdressers to the New Eden.

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Old 10-13-2005, 01:39 PM   #41
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5) can define his perverted sex acts as "the martian way" to help gain general acceptance

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Old 10-13-2005, 03:33 PM   #42
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4) Because the Union Areospace Corporation (UAC) has opened the gates of Hell with their secret teleportation experiments between mars' moons of Phobos and Deimos. Demons are loose and Jesus has come to kick some ass.
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Old 10-13-2005, 07:47 PM   #43
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3) He wants somewhere to vacation...

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Old 10-13-2005, 08:18 PM   #44
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2) because he recognises the supremacy of the IPU on earth and must rule elsewhere.
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Old 10-14-2005, 04:07 AM   #45
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And the #1 Reason Jesus is building a civilization on Mars is......

#1): Martians aren't as freaked out that Jesus is a zombie than Earthlings are.

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What do Katia and Carico do in their spare time?

#10): Each other.
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