09-11-2005, 04:08 AM
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We all know we are all gay.
On the gay scale, what degree are you?
Ill admit to being a 6, but only on weekdays when im at my gayest, how about you guys?
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09-11-2005, 06:07 AM
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Oh no, not me! I'm 110% straight! In fact I'm a man's man. Anyway, what I don't understand is why homosexuals keep sucking my cock.
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09-11-2005, 06:30 AM
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4 out of 10 on a good day...
But im not a typical male...
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09-11-2005, 07:46 AM
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Quote:
AGENT-ADAIR wrote
We all know we are all gay.
On the gay scale, what degree are you?
Ill admit to being a 6, but only on weekdays when im at my gayest, how about you guys?
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Is that a 6 out of 10 or a Kinsey 6? [scale of 0-6 (0=100% straight)]
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09-11-2005, 10:38 PM
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Quote:
oliverwxyz wrote
Quote:
AGENT-ADAIR wrote
We all know we are all gay.
On the gay scale, what degree are you?
Ill admit to being a 6, but only on weekdays when im at my gayest, how about you guys?
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Is that a 6 out of 10 or a Kinsey 6? [scale of 0-6 (0=100% straight)]
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A 10 scale, im only a 6 on gay days.
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09-12-2005, 04:44 AM
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I figure that being gay is 90% nature and 10% nurture. Gay men have hypothalamuses that compare to womens. That is where ones gayness is located. I doubt if the hypothalamus changes because of nurture, in other words most gays have no choice. That being said I think gays should marry if they choose to. But I don't want to see guys kiss in public. Women kissing in public is OK in my books.
How gay am I?
I'm not a fan of Streisand, but Judy Garland's life was fascinating (fascinating is a pretty gay word), and I actually like watching biography type shows of her, but I don't go out of my way for it. I really like those tell all films about gays in Hollywood. Not too many straight actors in 50's. And Cary Grant being gay is just fascinating as well. Psycho, the Joker, the Godfather.... The thing is I'm not sexually aroused at all by any of this, but I am fascinated.
Because of my usage of the word fascinate, and because I know how to spell it without spellchecking it, I figure I must be either a 2 or 3 on the scale.
I think a good gay test for men would be "if you could get a financial reward for having anal sex and oral sex just one time and one time only (an hour session) with a man, how much money would you want"?, Of course if you would be willing to pay or if you would do it for free, you are GAY:you get a 10 on the scale. I realize this isn't scientific, and some people would do anything for money, so lets assume that you are debt free.
Does this test make you uncomfortable to think about?.....it makes me uncomfortable. This makes me somewhat homophobic I think. Oh yes, you get a suitcase full of the cash that you asked for to perform this deed. I know I would do this for 1 million dollars, now how about 750,000 cash, yep.....500,000.....one time right? yep.........100,000? tough one(now it comes down to who else will know).....at one point is it not considered cheating on your spouse. OK, better question, how much cash money would you want to allow your spouse to have a one hour session with another man? I don't know about you, but I wouldn't mind having an 5 thousand in the bank.
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09-12-2005, 01:49 PM
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If it were Drew Barrymore - I am 100% bi-sexual. Otherwise I'm pretty straight. I think it is the potential of all huamns to act out sexually to the same sex, but I am not sure this would classify a person as "gay." Bi-sexual is more fitting.
A gay person is exclusively attracted to members of the same sex.
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09-12-2005, 05:20 PM
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Quote:
MrsMoe wrote
If it were Drew Barrymore - I am 100% bi-sexual. Otherwise I'm pretty straight. I think it is the potential of all huamns to act out sexually to the same sex, but I am not sure this would classify a person as "gay." Bi-sexual is more fitting.
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All women are bi-curious. And I don't have a problem with that.
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09-12-2005, 05:31 PM
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I married my wife because she had no problem eating escargot. We haven't had escargot in quite a while, but I'm pretty sure she would spit the escargot down the sink now.
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09-12-2005, 05:48 PM
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I wouldn't mind a non-sexual relationship with either a male or a female. I guess I'm a bi-asexual.
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09-12-2005, 11:24 PM
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baconeatingatheistjew wrote
I figure that being gay is 90% nature and 10% nurture. Gay men have hypothalamuses that compare to womens. That is where ones gayness is located. I doubt if the hypothalamus changes because of nurture, in other words most gays have no choice. That being said I think gays should marry if they choose to. But I don't want to see guys kiss in public. Women kissing in public is OK in my books.
How gay am I?
I'm not a fan of Streisand, but Judy Garland's life was fascinating (fascinating is a pretty gay word), and I actually like watching biography type shows of her, but I don't go out of my way for it. I really like those tell all films about gays in Hollywood. Not too many straight actors in 50's. And Cary Grant being gay is just fascinating as well. Psycho, the Joker, the Godfather.... The thing is I'm not sexually aroused at all by any of this, but I am fascinated.
Because of my usage of the word fascinate, and because I know how to spell it without spellchecking it, I figure I must be either a 2 or 3 on the scale.
I think a good gay test for men would be "if you could get a financial reward for having anal sex and oral sex just one time and one time only (an hour session) with a man, how much money would you want"?, Of course if you would be willing to pay or if you would do it for free, you are GAY:you get a 10 on the scale. I realize this isn't scientific, and some people would do anything for money, so lets assume that you are debt free.
Does this test make you uncomfortable to think about?.....it makes me uncomfortable. This makes me somewhat homophobic I think. Oh yes, you get a suitcase full of the cash that you asked for to perform this deed. I know I would do this for 1 million dollars, now how about 750,000 cash, yep.....500,000.....one time right? yep.........100,000? tough one(now it comes down to who else will know).....at one point is it not considered cheating on your spouse. OK, better question, how much cash money would you want to allow your spouse to have a one hour session with another man? I don't know about you, but I wouldn't mind having an 5 thousand in the bank.
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"That is where ones gayness is located".....:lol:
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09-12-2005, 11:26 PM
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St. Teabag wrote
Being prison gay is one thing, but when you're only serving 2 days for a DUI I think it's a little suspicious....
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It's all part of the punishment :lol:
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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09-12-2005, 11:43 PM
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baconeatingatheistjew wrote
I married my wife because she had no problem eating escargot. We haven't had escargot in quite a while, but I'm pretty sure she would spit the escargot down the sink now.
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that's the same reason I meet your wife for "lunch" once a week in the pub car park. She sure does like her clam chowder......
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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09-13-2005, 12:32 AM
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Quote:
Choobus wrote
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baconeatingatheistjew wrote
I married my wife because she had no problem eating escargot. We haven't had escargot in quite a while, but I'm pretty sure she would spit the escargot down the sink now.
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that's the same reason I meet your wife for "lunch" once a week in the pub car park. She sure does like her clam chowder......
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So, you had sex with her?
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09-13-2005, 12:34 AM
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Quote:
AGENT-ADAIR wrote
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Choobus wrote
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baconeatingatheistjew wrote
I married my wife because she had no problem eating escargot. We haven't had escargot in quite a while, but I'm pretty sure she would spit the escargot down the sink now.
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that's the same reason I meet your wife for "lunch" once a week in the pub car park. She sure does like her clam chowder......
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So, you had sex with her?
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no, I just pump half a cup of my salty man oil down her willing throat every thursday afternoon. It's not exactly sex.... :lol:
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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