01-18-2015, 06:27 AM
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#6901
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Christianity is a study in moral ambivalence, a soul-torturing hypocrisy in which primarily well-intentioned people try to derive goodness from a fundamentally-wicked belief system. The whole religion is as confused as a Catholic priest trying to leave an altar boy’s birthday party, and doesn’t know whether he will be coming or going.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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01-18-2015, 07:07 PM
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#6902
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The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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01-19-2015, 06:09 AM
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#6903
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ghoulslime wrote
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Ghoul, I'd be the first in line to shoot off the dick of all pedophile priests and all others who molest kids. The problem is look around your own home, uncles, and neighbors. Most kids are molested by dear ole' dad in a heterosexual household, more likely the step-dad, or uncles, or neighbors and trusted family friends.
Then they'll blame you! The "dumbfuck" should have known I was a child molester, should have watched their own kid, should have known, it's THEIR fuckin fault.
Fear Not, just send them all to JJ and I'll shoot every one of them in the firing squad if they molest any child.
JJ
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01-19-2015, 06:20 AM
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#6904
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JerryJohn wrote
Ghoul, I'd be the first in line to shoot off the dick of all pedophile priests and all others who molest kids. The problem is look around your own home, uncles, and neighbors. Most kids are molested by dear ole' dad in a heterosexual household, more likely the step-dad, or uncles, or neighbors and trusted family friends.
Then they'll blame you! The "dumbfuck" should have known I was a child molester, should have watched their own kid, should have known, it's THEIR fuckin fault.
Fear Not, just send them all to JJ and I'll shoot every one of them in the firing squad if they molest any child.
JJ
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Oh, thank you for restoring my faith in humanity, JJ!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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01-19-2015, 08:03 AM
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#6905
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ghoulslime wrote
Oh, thank you for restoring my faith in humanity, JJ!
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Forewarned is forearmed, Ghoul. The majority of Catholic priests are gay and they are the ones molesting the kids especially prepubescent boys.
That's what you get one you ask guys to be celibate; attract all the freaks to the Catholic priesthood.
JJ
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01-19-2015, 04:35 PM
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#6906
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ghoulslime wrote
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I love this
"If God inspired the Bible, why is it such a piece of shit?" (Kaziglu Bey)
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01-23-2015, 01:18 PM
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#6907
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Great news! Jesus just answered one of my prayers. Apparently, he has just taken a big poop, and he wants to show it to Francis.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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01-25-2015, 02:41 AM
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#6908
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Here is a worthwhile reprint of an earlier comment on Imaginary Jesus:
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ghoulslime wrote
The Foundations of the Christ Cult in Mithra
I have tried to take this subject and reduce it into a simple form that simple people can understand. I hope that I have succeeded in this end.
Something which should be understood clearly by anyone truly interested in studying the roots of Christianity is that although the Jesus of Christian mythology was a fictitious character, he was not simply invented from scratch. He was a variation on earlier gods and their corresponding mythology.
An honest person need only do a cursory reading of Mithra and Mithraic worship to see the main religion upon which all of the Christian beliefs are founded. Mithra, the sun god of ancient Persia, had too many similarities with the knock-off Jesus to be coincidence.
There seems to be a general misconception among many Christians and non Christians alike that the modern-day monotheism which is the corner stone of Christianity, Islam, and Judaism originated from ancient Judaism. Ancient Semites were not monotheists. They got the concept of a single loving god from Persia. The Messianic idea originated in ancient Persia. This is where the concept of the Jewish Savior came from, and finally where Christianity borrowed the concept. The Jews were Henotheists until about 600BC when they began to be influenced by the religions of their Babylonian masters.
Many years before the earliest advent of Christian cults, Mithra was worshipped as a god. The worship of Mithra occurred as early as 2000BC. The earliest artifacts of the worship of Mithra date from around 1400 BCE.
Christianity is nothing more than a variation of Mithra worship, mixed in with some other mythology from popular contemporary cults. Pretty much all of the elements of Christian rituals were adopted from the Mithra and earlier pagan mystery religions, including sacramental wafers, water baptism, and doxology.
The earliest Christian cults were probably not that different from the Mithra cults of the first century AD. These mystery cults existed side by side for several centuries, until powerful Roman rulers threw their political weight behind the Christian cults and outlawed the Mithra cults. Had the political influences of the time gone with Mithra, we would be now be arguing with dogmatic followers of Mithra instead of crazy Christers.
*** Even the Vatican is built upon a sacred site dedicated to the worship of the god Mithra.
Please consider the following tenets of Mithra-based religions which predated the earliest Christian cults by thousands of years:
1. Mithra was sent by the Father God down to Earth to confirm his contract with Man.
2. Mithra was born of a Virgin through Immaculate Conception. (He was born of Anahita, an immaculate virgin mother).
3. Mithra was born in a stable - We celebrate his birth on December 25th.
4. Mithra was visited by wise men bearing gifts.
5. Mithra had 12 disciples - He was called the Messiah.
6. Mithra was also the god of Darius, conqueror of Babylon, He was called "Messiah", or "Christos" by Jews during their Captivity.
7. Mithra made a (Contract) or (Covenant) with Man confirming an older contract with God - The Persian word Mithra literally means "Contract".
8. Mithra celebrated a last supper with his disciples before his death.
9. Mithra died to atone for the sins of Man.
10. Mithra was resurrected on a Sunday.
11. Mithra ascended into Heaven to rejoin his Father.
12. Mithra will return to pass judgment on Man - He was known as the judge of souls.
13. On judgment day, the dead will arise and be judged by Mithra.
14. Mithra will send sinners to HELL.
15. Mithra will send the faithful to HEAVEN.
16. On judgment day there will be a final conflict between Good and Evil - The forces of Evil will be destroyed and the saved will live in paradise forever.
17. Mithra is part of a Holy Trinity the (Father, Son, And Holy Spirit), that took human form.
18. Mithra is depicted as having a halo, (a circular band of light around his head).
19. Mithra followers drink wine and eat bread, which represent his blood and flesh.
20. Mithra followers are baptized.
21. Saturday and Sunday, are the two days of the week to rest and celebrate.
Isn’t it obvious that Christianity is nothing more than a copy cat religion?
There are many sources on the Internet to further one’s knowledge of Mithra worship. The more one learns, the more one sees what a fraud Christianity really is.
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The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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02-08-2015, 04:00 PM
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#6909
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Sure, Jesus could rustle up a tasty picnic of fish and bread, but it would have you moving in mysterious ways all night long!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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02-09-2015, 10:18 AM
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#6910
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Jesus was renowned not only for his bottomless bread and fish basket, but also for his ability to provide a continual supply of lemonade. Although his lemonade was a bit warm and salty, few people found it suspicious that Jesus had to go behind the trees in order to fill each glass.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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02-10-2015, 02:12 PM
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#6911
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Jesus was both a fisher of men and a swallower of man pudding.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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02-12-2015, 12:28 PM
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#6912
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When Jesus comes back, you'd better be ready for some ACTION!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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02-12-2015, 12:30 PM
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#6913
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Jesus just called. He wants you to know that the year 1986 wants your goddamn phone back.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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02-12-2015, 12:32 PM
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#6914
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When the Romans try to git at you, drop it like it's hot!
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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02-12-2015, 12:33 PM
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#6915
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..and she's buying the stairway to heaven...
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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