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09-22-2006, 07:38 AM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
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 "I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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09-22-2006, 08:10 AM
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However, there is still time to mend this. What we need here badly, is someone who can be Ying to Chooby's (peace be upon him) Yang. Thus, you might consider the following rework of this post... Have you ever endured an unusually productive episode of egestion that resulted in the expulsion of an entire corn cob? That might, if one were feeling particularly inclined to express it pungently, result in a comparison to Frank Walton. This is just a friendly suggestion though. But I encourage you to dare to stand out from the crowd! Carve out your own unique niche, man! Just as I have. |
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09-22-2006, 08:19 AM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Anyone who tries to ying my yang is asking for trouble
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips. ~ Philiboid Studge |
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09-22-2006, 08:31 AM
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Obsessed Member
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09-22-2006, 08:34 AM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
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 "I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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09-22-2006, 09:07 AM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
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 "I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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09-22-2006, 09:58 AM
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Organ Donator
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Consider the lilies of the loo ... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ La propriété, c'est le vol ... |
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09-22-2006, 10:10 AM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
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 "I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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09-22-2006, 12:23 PM
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I Live Here
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No shitlord again? Must be a shitlord convention somehwere
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips. ~ Philiboid Studge |
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09-22-2006, 04:30 PM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
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 "I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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09-22-2006, 04:33 PM
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I Live Here
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yeah, but really there needs to be a "lily" wherein one can drop off a large delivery of colonic waste
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips. ~ Philiboid Studge |
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09-22-2006, 04:36 PM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
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Here she is:
 "I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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09-22-2006, 04:59 PM
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still unsmited
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09-22-2006, 04:59 PM
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I find that I am torn again. On the one hand, that "throne" is actually quite beautiful, unlike those dreadful and amazingly distasteful phallic phlowers. On the other, I feel the disrespect keenly. I am going to have to sleep on this in order to resolve my feelings. |
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09-22-2006, 05:00 PM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
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But the giant maw is shut!
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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