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Old 07-05-2005, 03:40 PM   #16
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Did you know that out of a 100 homosexuals randomly polled, 80% of them enjoyed the random polling?
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Old 07-05-2005, 05:18 PM   #17
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Then why don't we blast praise music at the Iraqi insurgents? :)
That made my day, thank you!
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Old 07-05-2005, 09:05 PM   #18
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Did you know that out of a 100 homosexuals randomly polled, 80% of them enjoyed the random polling?
Did you know that a study found women who drink are more fun to study? :)
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Old 07-05-2005, 09:20 PM   #19
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"If there are any unclean spirits in this room, in the name of Jesus Christ I command you to leave."

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Old 07-05-2005, 09:24 PM   #20
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Did you know that out of a 100 homosexuals randomly polled, 80% of them enjoyed the random polling?
Did you know that if you randomly poll 100 homosexuals who are randomly pulling other homosexuals, you will find 100 homosexuals who are being polled and 100 homosexuals being pulled. :D
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Old 07-05-2005, 09:36 PM   #21
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Just couldn't pass up posting this tidbit... apparently, numerology says that the mark of Jesus is "888":

In the USA now, phone calls with an 888 area code
are also free. (Coincidence? Heralding Christ's Return?)

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888? Fuck! How am I going to get this goddamn 666 off of my forehead?
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Old 07-05-2005, 09:44 PM   #22
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Just couldn't pass up posting this tidbit... apparently, numerology says that the mark of Jesus is "888":

In the USA now, phone calls with an 888 area code
are also free. (Coincidence? Heralding Christ's Return?)

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888? Fuck! How am I going to get this goddamn 666 off of my forehead?
Jesus soap! How else? ;)
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Old 07-05-2005, 09:48 PM   #23
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Just couldn't pass up posting this tidbit... apparently, numerology says that the mark of Jesus is "888":

In the USA now, phone calls with an 888 area code
are also free. (Coincidence? Heralding Christ's Return?)

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888? Fuck! How am I going to get this goddamn 666 off of my forehead?
Jesus soap! How else? ;)
Or just connect the top loops with a sharpie. Then you can trick some theist women into sleeping with you and be like, HAHAHAHA, bitch!

Sorry, I'm pretty incohesive right now.
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Old 07-05-2005, 10:04 PM   #24
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Then there's "roadrunner570" who is being attacked by demons. The thread's too long to post (and too funny to miss!), so I'll post the link here

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Oh don't you just love it when christians turn a little bad chinese food into a spiritual war where 2 invisible creatures actually care who you like and what you do out of the 5 billion other people, or do they do it for everyone? Why does Satan care at all? he's satan, he knows he aint gonna win, why does he bother, he must have some serious self-esteem issues, I mean no one likes to see him, everyone talks smack about him behind his back...
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Old 07-05-2005, 10:12 PM   #25
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Oh don't you just love it when christians turn a little bad chinese food into a spiritual war
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Old 07-06-2005, 06:06 AM   #26
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Did you know that out of a 100 homosexuals randomly polled, 80% of them enjoyed the random polling?
Did you know that a study found women who drink are more fun to study? :)
Hee hee hee. That article closes with a nice Jeebus-homo-alcohol tie in:

'Palava bristled, however, at the suggestion that researchers should also study the effect of alcohol on young men. "Jesus, we're not gay," he said.'
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Old 07-06-2005, 12:03 PM   #27
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Are they real, or are they another Xian mock site?
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Old 07-06-2005, 06:59 PM   #28
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i've been trying to post but they keep on banning me and erasing my messages
though my aliases have included "i analed god", "anal rapist" and "backdoorpriest"
i don't think my messages weren't particularly offensive though
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Old 07-06-2005, 08:49 PM   #29
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888? Fuck! How am I going to get this goddamn 666 off of my forehead?
Jesus soap! How else? ;)
Or just connect the top loops with a sharpie. Then you can trick some theist women into sleeping with you and be like, HAHAHAHA, bitch!

Sorry, I'm pretty incohesive right now.
I like your thinking!
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Old 07-06-2005, 08:51 PM   #30
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IT RUBS LOTION ON THE SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN! Muahaha
You hose them too? Do you put lotion on your hose first? :D
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